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Friday, September 11, 2015
Gronk'd
The NFL was back in action last night, and while Pittsburgh's inability to kick field goals and punch the ball in at the 1 kept the game itself from sizzling, Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski was on fire. The top fantasy player at his position showed why he went in the first round of so many drafts by finishing the game with 94 yards receiving and 3 touchdowns. It was a performance that inspired teammate Julian Edelman to aptly describe his teammate as an eighth grader playing ball with second graders. Heck, that monstrous stat line also includes a key fumble recovery that kept the game from becoming more competitive when the Steelers finally had a chance to stop Tom Brady and the Pats. Look, if you have Brady (25 out of 42 for 288 yards and 4 TDs) on your fantasy squad, you enjoyed last night's contest. The same could be said for those who own Edelman (11 receptions for 97 yards), particularly if they play in a PPR league. However, there can be no doubt that the big winners in the realm of fantasy football today are those who drafted Gronk. Likewise, the big losers a single game into the first week of action have to be those owners like myself who were facing a team with this powerhouse in the starting line-up.
We got Gronk'd.
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Tuesday, September 8, 2015
Roger Goodeell Doesn't Have Time to Keep Losing Player Discipline Battles
Yes, the NFL returns to town this week, and if you're like me, you're rather eager for professional football to hit the scene once again. Though the league has done a tremendous job of remaining at the center of the sports world even when games aren't being played, off-season intrigue is a poor substitute for on-the-field excitement. In fact, it could be that all this extra attention on the combine, the draft, free agency, and the pre-season only makes fans more eager to see their teams get back to business. Bonus points: sizing up games and breaking down the action will surely provide a welcome break from the steady stream of drama that Roger Goodell's misguided attempts to serve as judge, jury, and executioner for the league has provided.
Let's face it: Roger can't win for losing. Maybe his heart is in the right place as he works to protect the integrity of the shield by dropping the hammer on players who can't stay out of trouble or teams and players who have a hard time sticking to the rules. Yet it can't be denied that his track record and his overall performance toward those ends have him looking like the Washington Redskins in action. Maybe the commissioner and D.C.'s beloved team in the lovely burgundy and yellow color scheme are competing to see who can lose more and sound less convincing as they work to convince us that they are trying really hard to succeed. Goodell exceeds at pouncing on issues long before the legal system has a chance to do its job when he isn't ordering up investigations that move at a snail's pace. His actions are either too fast or too slow for the NFLPA and the legions of fans who support the NFL, and those same actions are frequently out of touch with the general public's perception of a reasonable process and suitable punishment for the parties in question.
With this in mind, when Goodell took time out of his busy schedule to declare that he was interested in taking a less active role in player discipline moving forward, it was surely welcome news. Of course, being the arrogant titan that he is, Roger didn't acknowledge that this move is a response to the constant stream of jeers, bewilderment, and calls for his job that his efforts to play Wyatt Earp have generated. No, he wants us to believe that he simply doesn't have time to continue his sound imitation of an inept Emperor Palpatine at the helm of the NFL. Said Goodell: "It's become extremely time-consuming and I have to be focused on other issues." While he didn't elaborate on the other issues that he would like to turn into a circus sideshow, he was correct when he noted that a "discipline officer or some type of panel that could make at least the initial decision and then designate on some type of appeal" would allow for "a better system." Of course, it could be said that doing anything differently would result in a better system at this point, so maybe we shouldn't give Roger a prize just yet.
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Friday, January 9, 2015
Green Bay Must Shut Skip Bayless Up
I hate the Cowboys. I'm a lifelong Seahawks fan who lives in North Carolina, so to be completely honest I don't have a lot of love for any of those mass-market teams. However, the Dallas Cowboys and all their "America's team" nonsense are particularly bothersome to me. I'm pretty sure that I hate them. The refs served last week's playoff contest between Dallas and Detroit up to the Cowboys on a silver platter, and that doesn't make me like them any more.
Plus, now I have to listen to a fresh batch of garbage about the "great" Tony Romo from the Dallas faithful, most of whom hated this guy prior to this season. Seriously, people are talking about this dude like he's some living legend because he finally put together a good season, and he's still 2-6 in win-or-go-home games--after the officials gave him a freebie at Detroit's expense last weekend! He's the best QB around, that's what some of the talking heads and a lot of the dimwitted fans are saying, and I'm sitting here wondering what it is that they're smoking. Why is he so great all of a sudden? Because he has a really good QBR? What trophy are they giving out for that? Dude is mediocre at best. Okay, he has nifty stats. Nifty stats are a dime a dozen for mediocre quarterbacks in this passing era. Get real. Winners win--and that includes the month of December and beyond. Romo is looking to cover some new ground this weekend, and the ground he has covered isn't exactly legendary. Save the coronation for someone who gets to hoist a trophy in a few weeks.
I hate the Cowboys and I'm pulling for Green Bay this weekend. I would be pulling for Green Bay anyway against Dallas, but now I have extra reason to root for the home team. Yes, I'm a fan of ESPN's First Take. Yes, like any of you who are also fans of the program and aren't bathing daily in Tony Romo Kool-Aid, Skip Bayless is driving me positively insane. He must be stopped. If I hear another inflated speech about the glory that is Tony "I have never even sniffed a Super Bowl victory" Romo and the Dallas Cowboys, my head may just explode. If I have to listen to another ridiculous monologue about a so-called team of destiny that hasn't enjoyed a meaningful post-season run since cellphones were roughly the same size as bricks, I may toss my television out the window. I need a Green Bay win for my sanity. I need a Green Bay win for Stephen A. Smith, who has to endure this senseless blather at close range. I need the Packers to win on the behalf of America, a country that has many sports teams and certainly isn't involved in an exclusive relationship with an incredibly popular and frequently-discussed franchise that hasn't really accomplished anything of significance since they put more than two bars on NFL helmets.
Plus, now I have to listen to a fresh batch of garbage about the "great" Tony Romo from the Dallas faithful, most of whom hated this guy prior to this season. Seriously, people are talking about this dude like he's some living legend because he finally put together a good season, and he's still 2-6 in win-or-go-home games--after the officials gave him a freebie at Detroit's expense last weekend! He's the best QB around, that's what some of the talking heads and a lot of the dimwitted fans are saying, and I'm sitting here wondering what it is that they're smoking. Why is he so great all of a sudden? Because he has a really good QBR? What trophy are they giving out for that? Dude is mediocre at best. Okay, he has nifty stats. Nifty stats are a dime a dozen for mediocre quarterbacks in this passing era. Get real. Winners win--and that includes the month of December and beyond. Romo is looking to cover some new ground this weekend, and the ground he has covered isn't exactly legendary. Save the coronation for someone who gets to hoist a trophy in a few weeks.
I hate the Cowboys and I'm pulling for Green Bay this weekend. I would be pulling for Green Bay anyway against Dallas, but now I have extra reason to root for the home team. Yes, I'm a fan of ESPN's First Take. Yes, like any of you who are also fans of the program and aren't bathing daily in Tony Romo Kool-Aid, Skip Bayless is driving me positively insane. He must be stopped. If I hear another inflated speech about the glory that is Tony "I have never even sniffed a Super Bowl victory" Romo and the Dallas Cowboys, my head may just explode. If I have to listen to another ridiculous monologue about a so-called team of destiny that hasn't enjoyed a meaningful post-season run since cellphones were roughly the same size as bricks, I may toss my television out the window. I need a Green Bay win for my sanity. I need a Green Bay win for Stephen A. Smith, who has to endure this senseless blather at close range. I need the Packers to win on the behalf of America, a country that has many sports teams and certainly isn't involved in an exclusive relationship with an incredibly popular and frequently-discussed franchise that hasn't really accomplished anything of significance since they put more than two bars on NFL helmets.
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Thursday, August 28, 2014
Fantasy Football
This weekend it's time for my fantasy football draft, and I'm pretty stoked. I've been running a league I call the FFFL (Fantasy Football Fanatics League) for 14 years now and it's always a joy to see everyone and get the machinery up and running again. We're holding our draft at a local pizzeria this weekend, so it's time to really dig in and get ready for the season. We're going to have 14 members in our league this year, and we're doing some neat things with flex positions on our rosters to allow for a variety of line-ups.
Playing fantasy football generally means that every game holds weight, not just those contests that your favorite team is playing in. It takes NFL fandom to a whole new level. It's also a nice social activity--my wife and my father are also members of my league, to include a number of friends, some of whom I probably would have lost contact with over the years if not for this silly game we take so seriously. If you're a fan of football and you haven't tried it yet, I highly recommend it. We use ESPN's website to run our league, but there are a number of options out there.
I just want to know where I'm picking and get this thing rolling--football season is upon us, peeps. Long live fantasy football and the NFL!
Oh, and one last thing: Go Hawks!
Playing fantasy football generally means that every game holds weight, not just those contests that your favorite team is playing in. It takes NFL fandom to a whole new level. It's also a nice social activity--my wife and my father are also members of my league, to include a number of friends, some of whom I probably would have lost contact with over the years if not for this silly game we take so seriously. If you're a fan of football and you haven't tried it yet, I highly recommend it. We use ESPN's website to run our league, but there are a number of options out there.
I just want to know where I'm picking and get this thing rolling--football season is upon us, peeps. Long live fantasy football and the NFL!
Oh, and one last thing: Go Hawks!
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