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Showing posts with label crazy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crazy. Show all posts
Monday, March 23, 2015
Has Rick Lost His Damn Mind?
Like many of you (probably all of you--you are reading this blog, after all) I am a big fan of AMC's The Walking Dead. It's not the best show on television (that honor belongs to Justified), but it's damn close, and I think this has been one of the best seasons yet. One of the reasons I'm enjoying this arc so much is the way that Rick is behaving, though many seem to think that he has lost his grip on reality. Well, is that true? Has Rick lost his damn mind? Before I answer this question, I should probably note that I think the first two seasons of the show were vastly superior to the next two seasons for a couple of reasons, but mostly because I liked Shane. Yes, he banged Rick's wife. Yes, he was a bit of a dick. Yet he figured out how to live in this sucky new world long before Rick did. Shane wasn't batshit crasy--not at first, anyhow--he was simply ahead of his time. Hell, as much as his obsession with Lori wound up pushing him over the brink, his mental collapse was likely also triggered by being the voice of reason that was continually ignored. His big scene at the barn in Season 2 was one of the best moments the show has produced to date, and I think it was rather similar to Rick's little outburst last night. The zombie apocalypse isn't a great setting for second chances or any overt acts concerning trust or lenience. The golden rule doesn't hold the same worth in this environment. In other words, Rick isn't losing his damn mind, he's looking out for his people, and he's starting to realize that it's better to be sure than to be nice. Fall in line and you've got no worries. Present a threat to the safety of the group and your ass is grass. It's not polite and it's actually a bit ruthless, but considering how things went at the prison and Terminus, that's just the way it has to be. In closing, I'm not just giving the dude a pass, I'm giving him a high five. Rock on, Rick, and fuck you, Pete.
Wednesday, June 25, 2014
The Biter
Here's the really crazy part about this Luis Saurez biting stuff:
He has bitten opponents on a couple of occasions already. This is bad for his image and the game. I'm sure he knows this. I'm sure he's been told this. I'm 100% positive that those close to Suarez (and his country and the clubs that he represents) have made this clear: chill with the biting, boss, it's bad for business. I'm sure that's something that was on his mind heading into yesterday's World Cup match. I'm sure it has been discussed, not once or twice, but many, many times.
And yet here we are. Another day, another game, and another biting incident. Let's face it: the dude is seriously crazy. This is the biggest stage in soccer and here's a guy out there playing his ass off for his country. He's a wonderful talent and he is critical to Uruguay's success in the World Cup, which often seems to be the only thing that matters in the world of soccer; everything else is just a tune-up of sorts for the World Cup, or so it seems in the grand scheme of things. So, on this massive stage, what does this immense talent with a bad rep (and a firm understanding that of all the things he shouldn't do out there on the pitch, biting is #1 on the list) do? You know the answer, you've read the headlines.
It's totally crazy. Just imagine you're out there playing for your country, knowing you must not bite anyone--which is something you probably shouldn't have any desire to do to begin with--and then it happens. You're overcome with the urge. There's this dude a few feet ahead, and as important as this game and your reputation are, you have to bite that son of a bitch. Suddenly your eyes are glued to his shoulder, and all you can think about is sinking your teeth into that man. You decide that maybe you can get your bite fix and fool everyone in the process if you try to play it off like your teeth and his shoulder came into contact by accident and it's on. Damn sanity. Damn your reputation. Damn the World Cup. It's time to bite someone.
I mean, honestly, that's what it looks and feels like to me. And that, my friends, is some seriously crazy shit. I don't know that I've ever seen anything like it in professional sports. Here is a guy that many feel is perhaps the best player in all the world, and if some of the pundits get their way he may never play the beautiful game again. Hell, it makes sense in a way, how can it be called the beautiful game if there's some lunatic running around out there on the field looking to take a bite out of his opponents. What's wrong with Luis Suarez? What will happen to him?
I don't know, but I know this: it's crazy as hell.
He has bitten opponents on a couple of occasions already. This is bad for his image and the game. I'm sure he knows this. I'm sure he's been told this. I'm 100% positive that those close to Suarez (and his country and the clubs that he represents) have made this clear: chill with the biting, boss, it's bad for business. I'm sure that's something that was on his mind heading into yesterday's World Cup match. I'm sure it has been discussed, not once or twice, but many, many times.
And yet here we are. Another day, another game, and another biting incident. Let's face it: the dude is seriously crazy. This is the biggest stage in soccer and here's a guy out there playing his ass off for his country. He's a wonderful talent and he is critical to Uruguay's success in the World Cup, which often seems to be the only thing that matters in the world of soccer; everything else is just a tune-up of sorts for the World Cup, or so it seems in the grand scheme of things. So, on this massive stage, what does this immense talent with a bad rep (and a firm understanding that of all the things he shouldn't do out there on the pitch, biting is #1 on the list) do? You know the answer, you've read the headlines.
It's totally crazy. Just imagine you're out there playing for your country, knowing you must not bite anyone--which is something you probably shouldn't have any desire to do to begin with--and then it happens. You're overcome with the urge. There's this dude a few feet ahead, and as important as this game and your reputation are, you have to bite that son of a bitch. Suddenly your eyes are glued to his shoulder, and all you can think about is sinking your teeth into that man. You decide that maybe you can get your bite fix and fool everyone in the process if you try to play it off like your teeth and his shoulder came into contact by accident and it's on. Damn sanity. Damn your reputation. Damn the World Cup. It's time to bite someone.
I mean, honestly, that's what it looks and feels like to me. And that, my friends, is some seriously crazy shit. I don't know that I've ever seen anything like it in professional sports. Here is a guy that many feel is perhaps the best player in all the world, and if some of the pundits get their way he may never play the beautiful game again. Hell, it makes sense in a way, how can it be called the beautiful game if there's some lunatic running around out there on the field looking to take a bite out of his opponents. What's wrong with Luis Suarez? What will happen to him?
I don't know, but I know this: it's crazy as hell.
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Tuesday, June 4, 2013
Twitter People
I dig Twitter, but sometimes the users make me laugh. This is to be expected, but I thought I would share anyway. I was recently followed by an individual whose bio reads: "Sweet are the uses of adversity, which, like a toad, though ugly and venomous, wears yet a precious jewel in its head." Seriously, I don't even know what the hell that means. Even if I can sort of figure it out, it's an interesting way to introduce yourself to the world at the very least, and it would probably be better described as a preposterous way to introduce yourself to the world.
I'm a writer, so many of the people I follow are in the field, and it's amazing how many can't write a simple sentence or two. Some can't spell. Some bill themselves as existential futurists or idiosyncratic adventurers. When you figure that shit out, feel free to tell me all about it. Some brag about awards they have won that no one else seems to recognize. Some are cool people with cool stories to tell.
I've made a number of connections that I greatly enjoy. I've chatted with Jon Ryan, the punter for my beloved Seattle Seahawks, and Henry Mancini followed me for some reason even though he has no idea how much I dig his compositions. Twitter is quirky, it's bizarre, it's a lot of fun, and it definitely leads you to scratch your head at times. If don't have a profile, I encourage to sign up, meet some cool people, and laugh at some crazy people. It makes the world go round.
I'm a writer, so many of the people I follow are in the field, and it's amazing how many can't write a simple sentence or two. Some can't spell. Some bill themselves as existential futurists or idiosyncratic adventurers. When you figure that shit out, feel free to tell me all about it. Some brag about awards they have won that no one else seems to recognize. Some are cool people with cool stories to tell.
I've made a number of connections that I greatly enjoy. I've chatted with Jon Ryan, the punter for my beloved Seattle Seahawks, and Henry Mancini followed me for some reason even though he has no idea how much I dig his compositions. Twitter is quirky, it's bizarre, it's a lot of fun, and it definitely leads you to scratch your head at times. If don't have a profile, I encourage to sign up, meet some cool people, and laugh at some crazy people. It makes the world go round.
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