Baller revolves around a suspended NBA player and an old friend of his who
earns a living starring in pornographic videos. These unique pals are
attending a private party at a posh resort in the mountains when a
blizzard rolls in. The lights go out, a murder is committed, and things
quickly spiral out of hand. None of the prestigious guests who have
gathered at WinterCrest are safe. A game with no rules is being played
and deadly gifts have been scattered throughout this remote retreat.
Can our pair of unlikely heroes figure out who is responsible and save
the day, or will they suffer a gruesome fate?
Here's a neat little excerpt from Baller that details what happens when a party guest who is up to no good stumbles upon one of the deadly gifts mentioned above:
Here's a neat little excerpt from Baller that details what happens when a party guest who is up to no good stumbles upon one of the deadly gifts mentioned above:
An excerpt from Baller (Warning: Adult Content)
Tommy shrieked. He didn’t know what he had expected to see,
but it certainly wasn’t a nest crawling with massive hornets. To make matters worse, by opening the box he
had disturbed an amber vial that had been rigged to spray. He had been doused with a colorless liquid
with an obnoxious smell. Though Tommy
couldn’t have known this, the chemical was known as 1-Pentanol. It was the primary ingredient in the liquid
commonly known as “hornet alarm pheromone,” and it was driving the big insects
crazy. Like many of their social peers,
hornets can attack with the strength of the entire nest, identifying their prey
with the pheromone.
This agitated
bunch was composed of some extremely large hornets, some over two inches long
with heads as big as one of the rotund man’s fingernails. The fat hornets were burgundy in color and
they had thick yellow bands on their swollen abdomens.
He reached for the
lid, but it was too late. They were
coming for him, quickly vacating the box and buzzing angrily as they swarmed
toward the startled man. He abandoned
his perch on the bed and screamed.
The alcohol in his
bloodstream had made him jumpy. Without
thinking, he raised his weapon and fired three quick shots at the hornets that
had taken flight before he emptied the clip in the box.
He may have killed
a couple of them, but that was debatable.
One thing was certain, he had definitely agitated all of the survivors
even further. Tommy flung himself at
the door, knocking it open and slamming it so hard that it didn’t latch and
instead rebounded back toward him, the hornets gliding through the opening.
“Son of a
bitch!” He screeched.
He turned and jumped
for the stairs, landing awkwardly and flailing for balance. He lost that battle and went tumbling down the staircase with a
series of muffled shouts. In addition to
accumulating an array of bruises on his torso, he sprained his left ankle, tweaked
his left knee, and nearly dislocated his right shoulder in the process.
As he tried to
stand, collapsing to his knees with a moan, one of the hornets finally caught
up to him, stinging him on his hand as he flailed at it. Another hornet stung him on his forehead. The pain was instant and Tommy squealed
even as he clapped his hand down on the hornet, trapping it against his
flesh. The little fucker stung him again
and even bit him as he started to squash it, the bulging abdomen crunching
loudly as yellow fluid that looked like mucus oozed out.
Tommy seethed as
he ground the hornet into mush. Another
hornet stung him on the back and he flailed again, disrupting the angry horde.
“Motherfuckers,”
he roared. “You dirty little
motherfuckers!”
He dove and
rolled, scurrying toward the money stowed by the front door. The hornets continued to bear down on him,
attacking as one, a buzzing monstrosity that thrived on rage. One of them stung him on his lower back and
he screamed again. The stings were
agonizing, far more painful than any that he had ever suffered before.
Tommy was
clawing his way forward, screaming. He
grabbed the money and thrust his shoulder into the door, knocking it open as he
lunged out into the cold. He slammed the
door, spittle flying from his lips, but two of the hornets were out there with
him, zipping around his face as he ducked and fell, sinking into the snow.
The hornets were
obviously disoriented by the cold and the gusting wind, but they were still
coming.
“Damn you! Damn you to hell!” Tommy was in great pain and he was losing
it.
He ripped his jacket off and used it like a whip, downing both of the vicious
insects with a single clumsy strike. He
beat the jacket against the snow and stomped the area in which the hornets had
fallen, dancing on their corpses as he trampled them, burying the big bastards
in the compacted snow.
“You don’t like
that shit, do you? No, you don’t like
that at all. Lousy
motherfuckers! What in the fuck is going
on here? Son of a bitch!”
For a few minutes
he could do nothing but pace, furious, his body running so hot as a result of
his fury, the multiple stings, and the booze coursing through him that he
didn’t notice the brutal wind or the frigid cold.
He was lost in a
flurry of emotion, his beautiful plan marred by a situation so absurd that he
couldn’t believe he had fallen for it.
Worse yet, even though he had been effectively victimized by this
ridiculous scheme, he had no idea as to the intention behind such a ludicrous
ploy. He still had the fucking money and
no one was moving in to take it at this, his greatest moment of weakness.
Was it mindless
terror? A sick joke with no greater
meaning? That wasn’t likely. It seemed like too much of a coincidence on
this particular night, the night he had made his play and took his rightful
place in this world.
Tommy was pondering
what to do next when Lamont Fields finally eased the big double-deuce into the
driveway. Tommy was so out of sorts
that he hadn’t even heard that gigantic machine’s engine rumbling as it
approached.
Fields stepped out
to greet him, concerned by his grave appearance. “Damn, man, you
all right?”
“No,” Tommy
fumed. “I am not all right. I am not all right at all. I am very, very pissed off right now. As a matter of fact, I am so pissed off that if I were you, and I liked having my teeth in my mouth, I would
probably just shut up and get back in the fucking truck. And I probably wouldn’t say another word
tonight if I damn well didn’t have to.
Do you understand?”
“Yes, I-“
“I said shut the
fuck up and get back in the fucking truck!
Mouth closed, asshole! Do you
understand?”
Lamont could only
look perplexed.
“Answer me! Do you understand?”
“But I-“
Tommy slapped
him. Hard. Fields wasn’t a man accustomed to such
treatment and the indignation in his eyes was hard to miss, but Tommy
couldn’t have cared less. “Nod your
motherfucking head, asshole.”
Lamont glared at
him, but Tommy knew his place in the grand scheme of things and he was
unafraid. “Do you understand?”
Fields took a step
back and nodded his head.
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