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Monday, July 23, 2018
Powerful Pages - Star Wars: Death Troopers by Joe Schreiber
Powerful Pages - Star Wars: Death Troopers by Joe Schreiber (2009)
If the idea of a horror novel set within the Star Wars universe intrigues you, there is every reason to think that you would enjoy Death Troopers. A grisly tale of hapless survivors being hunted by zombies on abandoned vessels in deep space, Schreiber does a good job of marrying two separate worlds together. Yes, this is most definitely a zombie story, dripping with terror and boasting many of that sub-genre's favorite staples. Yes, it is a Star Wars tale as well, capturing the feel of that universe and inserting two of the franchise's most beloved characters into the fray. There are also nods to Alien and other sci-fi horror ventures, so the tale's biggest shortcoming may be it's derivative nature. Schreiber is a fine writer, and while he doesn't paint any grand pictures with his words, he keeps things moving and proves quite adept at establishing mood and tension. At the end of the day, one shouldn't expect Death Troopers to use the Star Wars brand and the various horror genre tropes it relies upon to springboard into some fantastic new realm. It is awesome to experience a gruesome zombie shocker taking place in the same world where the Jedi and the Sith wage war, but as zombie tales go, this one adheres to the formula. In a way, while most Star Wars ventures aim to be epic sagas overburdened with riches, Death Troopers is totally satisfied with operating on a lesser scale. If this were a film, it would be a B movie, and while it wouldn't shatter the mold by any means, it would surely be a crowd-pleaser for those who appreciate the concept.
Final Grade: B-
Tuesday, April 4, 2017
Short Attention Span Review: Rogue One (2016)
Short Attention Span Review: Rogue One (2016)
Rogue One is a different sort of Star Wars movie, and while the somber tone and the valiant sacrifices that punctuate the closing reel may not sit well with some, it cannot be denied this is one hell of a movie. While the typical Star Wars picture is whimsical and far more gentle, Rogue One opts for an emphasis on grit and the perils of war. Personally, I found this to be a sound decision, and by the time the film drew to a close, I was more invested in the material than I had been with any Star Wars movie since Luke lost his hand and Han became decor. I'm not afraid to declare that this is easily the second-best Star Wars movie ever produced, and time may see it come to rival even The Empire Strikes Back. The entire cast is worthy of praise, and this is due to the script as much as the talent involved. Not since the original trilogy hit the scene have we witnessed so many rich characters with such captivating stories come together in this universe, and that desperate climax only serves to magnify the strength of the performances and the plot. The effects are at an all-time high, the scope is clearly epic, and the significance of this standalone tale to the events depicted in the original that started it all cannot be overstated. I greatly enjoyed Rogue One, and I was also greatly moved by it. It exists both as a thrilling blockbuster and a thorough meditation on what it means to live and die for a cause. Bonus points: in a series that has always found a way to give us a lovable droid to cherish, Rogue One gives us a cantankerous droid with a gift for sarcasm, and in doing so they may have topped R2-D2 and BB-8. Seriously. Also, there are a handful of cameos, to include Peter Cushing reprising the role of Grand Moff Tarkin thanks to some technical wizardry, and while it's nice to glimpse some familiar faces, it is Darth Vader's more substantial appearance that will have fans jumping out of their seats. Vader has never been so badass, and Star Wars has seldom (if ever) found such an even blend of thrills and introspection. Rogue One isn't just the best Star Wars movie to come along in a while, it's a damn good movie in general.
Final Grade: A+
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| He may not be on the screen for long in Rogue One, but Vader's rage gives us one of the most impressive Star Wars moments of all time. |
Thursday, July 9, 2015
Marvel's Darth Vader Comic Series
I like to keep you peeps informed when it comes to what I'm reading, watching, and listening to these days. Comics are frequently part of this discussion, and you probably know that I'm a Marvel fanboy at heart by now. If DC liked Swamp Thing as much as I do, I might enjoy their line a bit more, but it's hard to keep your more unique titles going when you feel the need to churn out 716 titles featuring Batman each and every month. All that aside, I felt the need to let everyone know that right now my favorite comic is the Darth Vader series from Marvel. I was a little skeptical about the Star Wars line when it was originally announced due to the fact that I didn't really enjoy the Star Wars stuff Marvel dropped on me back when I was a chap. I didn't hate it, but I didn't love it, and I wasn't sure if this current line would be any different.
Well, either I didn't know a good thing when I saw it thirty years ago or this line is a vast improvement. I greatly enjoy the actual Star Wars series, but the Darth Vader series is nothing short of awesome. Darth is no hero, but throw a supreme prick like The Emperor in the mix and it's easy to root for him. Set shortly after the events of A New Hope, the title finds Darth and Palpatine at odds as the latter blames his protegee for the destruction of the Death Star. Vader wants to learn more about the pilot who destroyed that infamous vessel of carnage and he must uncover the Emperor's secret plans--which may include efforts to replace the iconic villain who serves him. The plotting is stellar, the art is great, and the way the series explores unknown elements of the Star Wars universe while meshing perfectly with existing material is both intriguing and exciting. I highly recommend this series to anyone looking for a cool read--and those who sometimes enjoy rooting for the bad guy in particular.
Well, either I didn't know a good thing when I saw it thirty years ago or this line is a vast improvement. I greatly enjoy the actual Star Wars series, but the Darth Vader series is nothing short of awesome. Darth is no hero, but throw a supreme prick like The Emperor in the mix and it's easy to root for him. Set shortly after the events of A New Hope, the title finds Darth and Palpatine at odds as the latter blames his protegee for the destruction of the Death Star. Vader wants to learn more about the pilot who destroyed that infamous vessel of carnage and he must uncover the Emperor's secret plans--which may include efforts to replace the iconic villain who serves him. The plotting is stellar, the art is great, and the way the series explores unknown elements of the Star Wars universe while meshing perfectly with existing material is both intriguing and exciting. I highly recommend this series to anyone looking for a cool read--and those who sometimes enjoy rooting for the bad guy in particular.
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Wednesday, February 11, 2015
Current Reading List - Comics
I blogged about the new Star Wars comic from Marvel earlier, so I've definitely got comics on the brain today. I'm always curious about what you guys are reading, and I'm willing to share my reading list with you as well. I generally follow anywhere from 5-10 comics a month, and here's what I'm currently rocking:
Star Wars - read the previous blog for more, but the bottom line is this comic rocks
Iron Fist - this is the coolest book on my list and Kaare Kyle Andrews is the most sensational artist in comics today
Black Widow - I'm a big fan of girl power and I absolutely love this title
Swamp Thing - if DC really does end this comic, they're dead to me--seriously, there are 743 Batman books, kill one of those off before you discard your coolest title and character
She-Hulk - another cool comic that is one on the cusp of annihilation
Hawkeye - a theme is forming right before our very eyes, but at least there's a replacement for this stellar venture coming down the pipeline
The Amazing Spider-Man - yeah, this whole Spider-verse thing is totally ridiculous--and it's also lots of fun
Guardians of the Galaxy Team-Up - this one is slated to debut this month and we've already signed up--I'm a sucker for a good team-up
So, that's what I'm reading. Feel free to share your thoughts on my list and as I said earlier, I'm definitely curious about what you guys are looking at these days. I'm a Marvel fanboy at heart, but I'm willing to branch out. Just don't try and recommend anything DC does to me if they really pull the plug on Swampy. That aggression will not stand.
Star Wars - read the previous blog for more, but the bottom line is this comic rocks
Iron Fist - this is the coolest book on my list and Kaare Kyle Andrews is the most sensational artist in comics today
Black Widow - I'm a big fan of girl power and I absolutely love this title
Swamp Thing - if DC really does end this comic, they're dead to me--seriously, there are 743 Batman books, kill one of those off before you discard your coolest title and character
She-Hulk - another cool comic that is one on the cusp of annihilation
Hawkeye - a theme is forming right before our very eyes, but at least there's a replacement for this stellar venture coming down the pipeline
The Amazing Spider-Man - yeah, this whole Spider-verse thing is totally ridiculous--and it's also lots of fun
Guardians of the Galaxy Team-Up - this one is slated to debut this month and we've already signed up--I'm a sucker for a good team-up
So, that's what I'm reading. Feel free to share your thoughts on my list and as I said earlier, I'm definitely curious about what you guys are looking at these days. I'm a Marvel fanboy at heart, but I'm willing to branch out. Just don't try and recommend anything DC does to me if they really pull the plug on Swampy. That aggression will not stand.
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Star Wars - the new comic series from Marvel
Last night I read the second issue of Marvel's new Star Wars series to the kids. Yes, I played Star Wars music, just like I did with the first one, and even though Darth Vader's breathing isn't part of the script, I went there. I went there a lot. True story: we're having a great time with these comics. Honestly, they're pretty close to the top of my list now, and that's high praise considering just how new the title is. The kids would probably love it regardless, but I'm genuinely impressed. I'm a lifelong fan of comics, and it's not like we haven't had Star Wars comics to enjoy before. However, I never felt the property translated well to comics--at least not the ones I encountered. They were okay, but they were never something that I sought out. This series is dope. It's set right after the first Star Wars--or should I say the fourth? I think I would prefer to refer to it as the first, even though it is Part IV, but I digress. What I'm trying to say is that it's very cool because I get to hang with Luke, Leia, Han and Chewie, and everyone's favorite droids again after all this time. Bonus points: it is entirely possible that Darth Vader has never been more badass. That's probably my favorite thing about the series. Anyway, if you're a fan of comics or Star Wars, you should definitely check this series out. The story is gripping, the pencils are solid, the colors are incredible, and I think you'll enjoy it just as much as these wacky Waylands are.
May the force be with you.
May the force be with you.
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Tuesday, August 27, 2013
Top 5 Sequels
Top 5 Sequels
In this summer of sequels, a title most summers could sport
in this day and age, I thought it would be nice to take a look back at the
finest sequels of all time. One of the
things I noticed when composing this list was that sequels that utilized
elements of the first feature to tell an entirely new story faired better than
those which basically recycled the movies that preceded them. Audiences like to revisit characters and
environments more than they like to revisit plots, so finding a way to tell a
new story is critical to a sequel’s success.
With that in mind, there are several films on this list that rise above
the films that inspired them, movies that somehow bucked the odds and surpassed
their predecessors.
Also, in a bit of a curious note, the 80s have it, at least
so far as sequels are concerned. The
only entry on my list that didn’t come didn’t come from that glorious decade of
obnoxious decadence arrived mere months ahead of schedule in 1979.
Another key attribute of the films that made my Top 5 here:
grand finales. Sequels are routinely
touted for higher body counts and bigger explosions, but a number of my
favorites made sure to end with a massive setpiece, many of which remain among
the most invigorating finishes in motion picture history.
1)
Aliens
(1986)
I imagine there are many people
(myself included) who don’t appreciate Alien
like they should simply because Aliens
was so much better. Now don’t get me
wrong, Alien is a very good horror
film, and perhaps even a great one, but Aliens
is clearly a masterpiece. This is the
finest film in Cameron’s library, and it came at a time when he had scored big
with The Terminator and offered up a
fairly mundane horror film in Piranha II,
so he was still a bit on the fence so far as Hollywood was concerned. In all honesty, calling Piranha II “fairly mundane” is an act of kindness of considerable
magnitude. Regardless, after Aliens there could be no doubt that one
of the most exciting filmmakers of all time had arrived. Whereas Alien
is a claustrophobic exercise in horror, Aliens
is a massive thriller on a grand scale, a major spectacle populated with a host
of memorable characters and packed with innovative setpieces that still pack a
wicked punch. Only Cameron (the youthful
Cameron, the badass Jim Cameron who had yet to drop T2 or The Abyss on us,
not that guy who wound up making Titanic
11 years later) would pit a hardened squad of Space Marines against his
particularly gruesome breed of aliens in a firefight adjacent to a nuclear reactor,
forcing his troops to shoulder their weapons as they are massacred by those
nightmarish beasts that squirm and snarl across the screen. This is followed by a terrific scene with two
so-called face-huggers trying to
impregnate Ripley (Sigourney Weaver in her signature role) and young Newt
(Carrie Henn) in a sealed room where the only sound is the faint scraping
sounds the unsightly creatures make as they scuttle across the floor. That scene is followed by a standoff to end
all standoffs, a valiant effort that gives way in the face of alien
terror. Finally, Ripley makes a daring
plunge into the Alien Queen’s nest, and their epic showdown is a great example
of how to end a film. Combine all this
with wonderful performances from Bill Paxton, Michael Biehn, Lance Henriksen,
and even Paul Reiser sprinkled throughout a plot that never relents, and the
end result is spectacular to say the least.
Aliens is a sequel to judge
all sequels by, a total triumph that may stand as the greatest film of its
genre.
2)
The Road
Warrior (1981)
Mad
Max was a nifty little thrill ride that put star Mel Gibson and director
George Miller on the map, but The Road
Warrior was a true juggernaut that boasts a climax that will probably never
be topped. In yet another example of the
sequel eclipsing its predecessor, The
Road Warrior proved far superior to Mad
Max, and the narrative is so much bigger and the action so much livelier
that it’s hard to compare the two.
Whereas the first entry was a revenge flick, The Road Warrior is a
sadistic vision of a true anti-hero coming to the rescue of a community in
peril. When Max comes upon an encampment
of peaceful survivors who are trying valiantly to protect a stash of fuel, he
also crosses paths with the menacing band of rogues who have surrounded the
weary survivors. While audiences might
expect Max to quickly take a side in this conflict, our rugged hero has no
interest in anyone else’s fight. Despite
the brutal methods of the marauding rogues, Max is intent on avoiding this
conflict altogether until circumstances force him to play the part of the
hero. Once he climbs behind the wheel of
a massive rig equipped for war with the minions of the awful Humungus in hot
pursuit, however, it’s time for one of the biggest finales of all time. As the rig dismantles a horde of motorcycles,
jeeps, trucks, and various other vehicles, we’re treated to the type of
innovation and daring that movies no longer feature. As men leap from one vehicle to another and
bodies hurtle through the air as metal meets metal in an epic race to
destruction, it is important to note that there was no such thing as CGI in
1981. Those are real people in real
machines putting their lives on the line to make a picture. With this sequel, George Miller and Mel
Gibson delivered an action film without parallel and a bleak vision of an
apocalyptic future that still resonates.
The Road Warrior is a landmark
in motion picture history, a powerful collision of art and adrenaline that
remains potent thirty years after its inception.
3)
The Empire
Strikes Back (1980)
This is probably first on a great
many lists, and I do understand that, yet I’m not even positive that it’s the
best Star Wars sequel. Kevin Smith’s opinion aside, I’m tempted to
say that I enjoy Return of the Jedi a
tad more. In fact, if not for Anakin’s
clumsy about-face into darkness, Revenge
of the Sith might present its own challenge, but Empire has quite a legacy and in the end I deferred to this second
film in that line’s storied history. In
truth, Empire certainly has a lot
going for it. The opening on icy planet
Hoth is energetic and captivating, and the mystery and wonder of Dagobah
combined with Yoda, Yoda’s endearing speech impediment, and his strange
tutelage, are equally remarkable.
Harrison Ford steals the show as Han Solo (as usual) while Billy Dee
Williams makes Lando Calrissian one of the series’ most complex
characters. Mark Hamill is much better
as Luke, though his badass turn* in Jedi remains
far superior. The climax features one of
Hollywood’s biggest twists and a grim closing that left many young fans (be sure to include yours truly in their
ranks) quivering in fear as they eagerly awaited resolution that wouldn’t
arrive for another three years. Empire is a stellar science-fiction
outing, a robust space opera that is bristling with excitement and adventure, a
film for all ages, though it is easily one of the darkest family pictures to be
so revered.
4)
Evil Dead 2 (1987)
In essence, Sam Raimi reshaped The Evil Dead here, retelling that story
in a far more whimsical manner in this cult classic that elevated Bruce
Campbell to iconic status and ushered Sam into mainstream filmmaking of the
highest order. This is a delightful
piece, a gory delight that is as funny as it is sinister, a horror film with
comedic overtones that is utterly unique and gleefully absurd. The biggest inspiration for this outrageous
romp seems to be vintage Three Stooges routines and the comical and extremely
violent Looney Tunes cartoon library.
Our main character grows more and more delirious as he contends with
horrors both real and imagined in a haunted cabin deep in the forest. A vicious monstrosity roams this isolated
nightmare and anyone who shows up is apt to start levitating and spewing
horrific gibberish before savagely attacking anyone in sight. Of course these fiends must be dispatched via
bodily dismemberment, but as it turns out Bruce Campbell’s Ash is a natural
when it comes to battling the undead. He
must also contend with his own body as his hand turns on him, leading to one of
the film’s best scenes, a physical comedy routine rooted in horror that never
fails to amuse and disgust. Suffice it
to say that our hero finds himself down one hand when that particular onslaught
draws to a close. Things really spiral
out of control during the big finish, which kicks off with our hero fashioning
a chainsaw onto his freshly-minted stump and squaring off with a dead witch who
rises up from the root cellar. This
quirky spookshow is a real treasure, and despite his big-time success with Spider-Man and other mainstream films
like The Gift and Drag Me to Hell, Evil Dead 2 surely represents Sam Raimi at his ridiculous
best. It doesn’t hurt matters that Bruce
Campbell became one of the most recognizable figures in the horror industry as
a result of his performance here and his subsequent efforts with the
character.
5)
Rocky II
(1979)
I may be alone in thinking this is
a better film than Rocky, but I’m not
alone in treasuring it, and the closing reel is decidedly epic. Rocky’s second fight with champion Apollo
Creed is a magnificent combination of stirring choreography and visionary
direction, providing us with a surreal cinematic experience that is both lurid
and overwhelming. The tension is
unbearable as Rocky struggles to his feet, and the elation is supreme when he
is declared the victor and the music swells as the new champ leaps up in
triumph. Rocky II is an example of storytelling at its best, and Sylvester
Stallone was at his apex in this charming gem.
This is a playful piece and a serious character study, giving us an
entertaining and introspective look at a strong-willed simpleton. This lovable chump who marches to the beat of
a different drum and sacrifices his body in the dogged pursuit of something
meaningful in the beatings he suffers in the ring is one of the industry’s most
popular creations. Stallone benefits
from Talia Shire’s steady presence and Burgess Meredith’s scenery-chewing
embodiment of the grizzled sports vet as the grumpy old trainer who guides
Rocky along the way. Meredith’s Mickey
is almost as likable as the title character, and his untimely death in Rocky III remains the biggest mistake
the makers of this series made, though it certainly isn’t the only one. Carl Weavers is ideal in the role of Rocky’s
rival Apollo Creed, a magnificent champion whose pride is both his greatest
attribute and his ultimate undoing. The
story is actually rather moving though it is a bit melodramatic, with Rocky
fearing that another fight will blind him while Adrian falls into a coma after
exerting herself too much during pregnancy.
Another plot thread finds Mickey growing frustrated with Rocky’s lack of
heart, which itself stems from Adrian’s refusal to endorse his efforts because
of her fear for his sight and anything he else he might sacrifice in the
ring. Of course Adrian will wake up from
the coma, deliver the child, and wish Rocky luck on his way to the ring,
inspiring him to give his all in one of the finest fights ever captured on
film. As I mentioned before, the bout***
that closes this picture out is a glorious presentation ripe with some of the
finest slow motion bits ever and enough suspense to make anyone watching
anxious. This gives way to a fantastic payoff that closes out one of the
cinema’s finest sequels in style, making Rocky
II my favorite film in the series as well as a worthy addition to this
list.
*“I'm taking Captain
Solo and his friends. You can either profit by this or be destroyed. It's your
choice, but I warn you not to underestimate my power.”
**My father swears that when he saw this picture at the
local drive-in theater everyone got out of their cars and jumped around,
pumping their fists and cheering during the big fight. I can believe it. Pop said he didn’t want to get out of his
car, but he had to so that he could see, and then when Rocky won a barrage of
jubilant strangers hugged dad and high-fived him in celebration. He says he rarely felt so foolish, but I
imagine that I would have been cheering too.
Oddly enough, no comic book adaptations made the cut here,
though I strongly pondered including The
Dark Knight, X2, Spider-Man 2,
and even Superman 2.
Other titles considered included:
Star Trek II: The
Wrath of Khan
T2
Indiana Jones and The
Temple of Doom – While researching this piece, I found a lot of commentary
and critiques online, and apparently a lot of people hate this film. I really had no idea. I have always preferred it to Raiders of the Lost Ark, and while I
know that isn’t typical, I honestly didn’t know that people hated this
one. I think it’s absolutely terrific.
Jackass 2
The Mummy Returns
Phantasm IV: Oblivion
28 Weeks Later
Lethal Weapon 2
Magnum Force
Cheech and Chong’s
Next Movie
Young Guns II
Dawn of the Dead
-Originally published by RVA Magazine. They'll be dropping my Top 5 Elmore Leonard list later this week--stay tuned!
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Saturday, December 1, 2012
David Fincher Directing a Star Wars Film?
There has been a lot of talk about the Star Wars property since Lucas sold it to Disney, and on a few occasions David Fincher has been mentioned as a potential director. Now there's some talk that he would be open to that.
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Yeah, the guy who did Fight Club and Se7en, Zodiac and The Social Network. Now, he's a very talented director, and he has some interesting ties to the material. He apparently cut his teeth working with Lucas back in the Return of the Jedi and Temple of Doom days, so there's some history there, but it still seems like an odd choice to me. I would be very intrigued to see how he would approach such a project, but I just can't see it being a cozy fit.
It will be very interesting to see how this plays out.
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