Showing posts with label Aliens. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Aliens. Show all posts

Saturday, March 2, 2019

Powerful Pages: The Tommyknockers by Stephen King (1987)


Powerful Pages: The Tommyknockers by Stephen King (1987)

I often hear The Tommyknockers labeled a lesser outing from Stephen King, and I've never heard anyone recommend it.  Even the author himself has derided the novel as bloated, essentially surmising that it ran twice as long as it should have because he was too coked up to take his foot off the gas.  And yet, writing a book is a lot like casting a spell, and a reader can tolerate a lot of excess if they are sufficiently captivated.  While I will not argue that the book takes a while to get going and sags (a lot) in the middle, I must confess that I'm going to rate it far higher than most of my peers.  In fact, I really enjoyed The Tommyknockers, warts and all.  I attribute this to two pivotal elements of this massive tome.  First, I had a lot of fun with the main character.  Deeply flawed and viciously self-destructive, Jim Gardner may have been the unlikeliest of unlikely heroes.  However, he also had some charm at his disposal, and his reckless passions were described well enough to be understood if not endorsed.  Dude was funny too, with his unraveling at a disastrous dinner party in the somewhat tedious first act practically jumping off the page.  This sequence instantly netted a place as one of my favorite passages from King.  And when the chips were down, it was both easy to root for the guy and easy to believe that he might just come through in spite of all his shortcomings.  The second aspect of The Tommyknockers that I greatly appreciated was the ending, which delivered in a big way.  I am a big fan of King, but as many will agree, he is not necessarily known for sticking the landing.  The last act of The Tommyknockers was smoking hot, deftly combining action on a grand scale, unspeakable horror, and a pronounced emotional wallop.  Is The Tommyknockers worthy of a spot in King's top ten?  Surely not, but it is far from one of his lesser efforts.  I rate it as a quality read courtesy of this generation's most beloved writer, and I strongly encourage anyone who has a tough time with the beginning to hang on for that wicked climax.

Final Grade: A

Friday, October 16, 2015

Top 20 Horror Movies - #13) Evil Dead 2 (1985)


One of the things that I'm doing this month as I celebrate Halloween here in the Land of Way is taking the time to rank my Top 20 Horror Movies and my Top 20 Horror Novels.

Note:
I want to be clear that I'm basing these choices on my own humble opinion.  I'm not trying to rank these movies in accordance with their place in pop culture, but I'm offering up my take on the best horror films that I have ever watched and enjoyed.  There are some familiar candidates that I consider to be great pictures that didn't make the cut because there wasn't room, and there are some films that are widely regarded as great pictures that didn't make the cut because I feel that they are overrated.  There are also a few instances where it was difficult to determine whether or not a movie belonged to the horror genre (I said "no" to Aliens but "yes" to Jaws), and it may also be worth noting that this is largely a modern list (as long as you're okay with my classification of modern as anything after 1960) that only features one lonely creature from the so-called "Classic Monsters" films produced by Universal Studios.

Thus far, the list includes:

#20) The Fly (1986) 
#19) The Howling (1981)
#18) Night of the Living Dead (1968)
#17) Alien (1979) 
#16) Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
#15) Suspiria (1977) 
#14) Phantasm (1979)

I'm going to put our late 70s theme on hold so we can turn our attention to the only true sequel to make my list, Sam Raimi's maniacal return to the the cabin in the worlds where Ash and his friends unwittingly unleashed deadites on the world.


Top 20 Horror Movies - #13) Evil Dead 2 (1985)

When Sam Raimi made a name for himself in the horror genre, he did so with The Evil Dead, a grim affair that was dark, dreadful, and brimming with bodily dismemberment.  It was a bit of a shock when he followed that picture up with this sequel, a delirious effort that mixes demonic possession and severed limbs with heavy doses of slapstick humor that would have garnered applause from The Three Stooges.  Yet Raimi's high-energy direction and Bruce Campbell's immaculate chin made this mash-up an astounding success.  Three decades later, fans are eagerly awaiting the latest from this franchise, the Showtime series Ash Vs. Evil Dead, which is set to debut on October 31, 2015.  If that show is half as good as Evil Dead 2 (and based on what I've seen, I'm pretty damn optimistic), we're in for a real treat this Halloween.  Fast-paced, funny, and utterly ridiculous, this is surely one of the most purely entertaining movies to be featured on my list.  Everything about this cult classic is aimed at being so over-the-top that it makes William Shatner's work seem like method acting.  The effects, the performances, the score, and Raimi's wild camera work are all designed to wring every drop of fun out of a kooky script that allows for an abundance of gore and some of the silliest bits you'll ever see in a horror flick.  In short, Evil Dead 2 is a zany descent into horror and comedy that works to sheer perfection.  While I'm not at all surprised that it made the cut, I am a little surprised that I didn't wind up ranking it much higher on my list.

The first Evil Dead is grim and disgusting, but the sequel is gleefully absurd--and 100% awesome!

Thursday, October 15, 2015

Top 20 Horror Movies - #14) Phantasm (1979)


One of the things that I'm doing this month as I celebrate Halloween here in the Land of Way is taking the time to rank my Top 20 Horror Movies and my Top 20 Horror Novels.

Note:
I want to be clear that I'm basing these choices on my own humble opinion.  I'm not trying to rank these movies in accordance with their place in pop culture, but I'm offering up my take on the best horror films that I have ever watched and enjoyed.  There are some familiar candidates that I consider to be great pictures that didn't make the cut because there wasn't room, and there are some films that are widely regarded as great pictures that didn't make the cut because I feel that they are overrated.  There are also a few instances where it was difficult to determine whether or not a movie belonged to the horror genre (I said "no" to Aliens but "yes" to Jaws), and it may also be worth noting that this is largely a modern list (as long as you're okay with my classification of modern as anything after 1960) that only features one lonely creature from the so-called "Classic Monsters" films produced by Universal Studios.

Thus far, the list includes:

#20) The Fly (1986) 
#19) The Howling (1981)
#18) Night of the Living Dead (1968)
#17) Alien (1979) 
#16) Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
#15) Suspiria (1977) 

Yes, Suspiria was a strange one, but this next one may be even stranger.  We're sticking with the late 70s theme we've got going, and the time has come to throw down with sinister dwarfs and a ghastly mortician armed with deadly spheres that suck people's brains out.  That's right, peeps, it's time we got our Phantasm on.


Top 20 Horror Movies - #14) Phantasm (1979)

Phantasm isn't just one of the strangest horror films out there, it's also one of the coolest.  How often do you get to see a movie where a gutsy ice cream man who plays a mean guitar goes toe to toe with a terrifying mortician from another dimension?  Delightful, right?  Our main characters are an exuberant teenage boy whose brother may or may not be dead, said brother/ghost/I'm-not-sure-what, and Reggie the ice cream vendor, one of the horror genre's most beloved heroes.  While Reggie Bannister absolutely kills it as Reggie (all of the leads in this flick have the same first name as their character), Angus Scrimm dominates the proceedings as the villainous mortician, known simply as "The Tall Man."  Scrimm's work here is so unique and so totally on point that he grounds this delirious flick and keeps audiences riveted throughout all the strange twists and turns that Phantasm takes on the way to a wonderfully bizarre conclusion.  The effects are solid, the score is epic, I treasure the performances, and the script and the direction c/o Don Coscarelli are extremely exciting and expertly realized.   This movie has everything going for it, and it delivers the goods--Phantasm is an awesome blend of scares, chuckles, and crazy shit.  That gonzo finale gives way to one last big scare, cementing Phantasm's status as an iconic horror film that has inspired several sequels aimed to please a rabid fanbase that is still clamoring for more.  I have been a big fan of this film (and Coscarelli's output in general) for most of my life, and I can't imagine putting together a list like this without including Phantasm.

Wildly inventive and incredibly entertaining, Phantasm is a groovy cult classic like no other.

Friday, October 9, 2015

Top 20 Horror Movies - #17) Alien (1979)


One of the things that I'm doing this month as I celebrate Halloween here in the Land of Way is taking the time to rank my Top 20 Horror Movies and my Top 20 Horror Novels.

Note:
I want to be clear that I'm basing these choices on my own humble opinion.  I'm not trying to rank these movies in accordance with their place in pop culture, but I'm offering up my take on the best horror films that I have ever watched and enjoyed.  There are some familiar candidates that I consider to be great pictures that didn't make the cut because there wasn't room, and there are some films that are widely regarded as great pictures that didn't make the cut because I feel that they are overrated.  There are also a few instances where it was difficult to determine whether or not a movie belonged to the horror genre (I said "no" to Aliens but "yes" to Jaws), and it may also be worth noting that this is largely a modern list (as long as you're okay with my classification of modern as anything after 1960) that only features one lonely creature from the so-called "Classic Monsters" films produced by Universal Studios.

Thus far, the list includes:

#20) The Fly (1986) 
#19) The Howling (1981)
#18) Night of the Living Dead (1968)

Now, we turn our attention to space as I unveil the next movie on my list.

  
Top 20 Horror Movies - #17) Alien (1979)

First off, I want to say that I do believe that Alien is a stellar horror film.  Secondly, I will acknowledge that I think that this film's sequel, Aliens, is a much better picture.  However, Alien made my list and Aliens will not.  Why?  Well, Alien is a horror film, but I think Aliens is a bit more like Predator.  Is it a science fiction movie?  Is it an action movie?  I'm not sure, but despite the presence of some horrifying content, Aliens just doesn't feel like a horror movie to me.  Alien, on the other hand, is most certainly worthy of a spot on this list.  It's not a thrill ride with guns blazing, it's a subdued tale of terror that relies more on escalating tension and big scares than escalating machismo and big explosions.  The mood and the sets are incredible, the effects are totally convincing, and the cast is superb.  Sigourney Weaver's work here made her a star, and she is backed by talented performers like Tom Skerrit, John Hurt, and Yaphet Kotto, among others.  There isn't a wealth of gore, but the scene where the alien bursts out of John Hurt's chest is one of the most disturbing sequences that the horror genre has ever produced.  The design work by H. R. Giger is one of the picture's biggest assets and Ridley Scott's direction is splendid.  Alien is bolstered by one of Jerry Goldsmith's finest scores and the sceenplay from Dan O-Bannon is terrific.  In short, Alien is a gripping horror film that fires on all cylinders thanks to the presence and the efforts of a first-rate cast and crew.  It remains the best horror film set in space (though Event Horizon is pretty damn scary too) and I am pleased to include it on my list.

In addition to being a great flick, Alien also boasts one of the most
gut-wrenching scenes in the history of horror movies.

Sunday, July 26, 2015

Short Attention Span Review: Critters (1986)

Unfairly labelled a Gremlins clone upon release, Critters is a quirky horror film with a talented cast and groovy special effects.  It borrows from several movies but remains original and entertaining from start to finish.  At times it is a little creepy, at times it is certainly thrilling, and there's a lot of humor sprinkled throughout.  The plot finds a handful of alien furballs with lots of teeth terrorizing a likable family at their farm.  There are a pair of alien bounty hunters who can look like anyone hot on the trail of these borderline cute/decidedly vicious furballs.  The critters roll around and wreak havoc at the farm with glee, while the somewhat dimwitted and extremely destructive bounty hunters damn near ruin the entire town looking for them.  The humans caught in the mix include Scott Grimes (who recently nailed a decent part on the final season of Justified) as Brad, a mischievous young boy who digs firecrackers.  His mother and father are played by Dee Wallace Stone and Billy Green Bush, and they make the most of their parts.  There's also Don Keith Opper as the crazy guy who helps out at the farm and the always reliable M. Emmet Walsh as the baffled sheriff.  Those viewers who are expecting a bloody romp may be a bit disappointed with the minimal body count, but anyone expecting a lighthearted picture will be taken aback by the violence and language.  It's a kooky flick and it may be underrated simply because it's hard to determine exactly what audience the filmmakers were aiming for.  Critters is a bit too rough to be kiddie fare and many adults will find it too silly to enjoy.  However, those who like a zany creature feature and anyone who shares my enthusiasm for 80s horror movies will have a blast with this one. 

Final Grade: B+
Dee Wallace Stone shows some range, going from loving mother to
scared mother before finally arriving at angry mother/critter-slaying machine.

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Short Attention Span Review: Pumpkinhead (1988)

Pumpkinhead is a horror film that never really got its due.  I'm not sure that the property lends itself well to the notion of a series, so maybe it's not all that surprising that a pair of toothless sequels have probably hurt this curious monster movie's appeal.  Yet it has a fanbase; many genre aficionados treasure the fantastic creature effects c/o the legendary Stan Winston, who also directed the picture. Yes, Winston's direction wasn't quite on par with his effects wizardry, but that's not akin to saying that he mucked it up.  He did a good job as director and he was working with a nifty screenplay.  He was also given quite the assist in making a startling motion picture by his star, Lance Henriksen, who gives one of his best performances in Pumpkinhead.  Just in case there's someone reading this blog who isn't in the loop, let's tell it like it is: Lance Henriksen is awesome.  Saying that a movie features one of his best performances is a big deal coming from me.  I'm a huge fan of his work (I went to see Man's Best Friend on opening night and I quote Bishop almost as much as I quote Hicks or Hudson) and I truly appreciate the stellar job he did with this material.  I enjoy the gruesome story, but it is a bit predictable and the movie could have been rather forgettable in spite of the tremendous creature effects with a mundane performer at the wheel.  Lance elevates this one into a dark morality play that is frequently as dramatic as it is terrifying.  This fright flick is riveting from start to finish, and it doesn't waste a lot of time, packing a wealth of thrills and chills into a lean 86-minute runtime.  With Pumpkinhead, one of the best effects artists ever and one hell of an actor delivered a fierce creature feature with bite--and heart.

Final Grade: B

The effects are great, but Lance's performance is even better.

Thursday, January 8, 2015

The Alien Anthology

The SuperFox (my wife) hooked me up with the Alien Anthology set during the holiday season, so I recently had a chance to watch all four of the original Alien films.  I greatly enjoy the franchise, but mostly because of the strength of the first two entries.  I always felt that Alien was a really good horror film, and I think of Aliens as a genuine masterpiece.  Upon my first (and only) viewings of the third and fourth film prior to this endeavor, I found the third to be good but overly somber and the fourth to be total garbage.  Would I view things differently upon a second viewing?

First off, I still rank the first two pictures the same way.  Alien is a solid horror film, but it's probably not in my top ten.  I love the talent involved, the atmosphere, and especially the cinematography, and it is surely a fantastic movie--but it isn't a great one, at least not in my humble opinion.  Aliens is positively incredible.  It's easily the best sci-fi/action picture of all time, and if you want to look at it solely as an action film, it might rule that list as well.  It's tense, it's exciting, it's a lot of fun, and I just don't know that movies get much better than Aliens.  I love it.

Now, Alien 3 is a different story.  Talk about a buzzkill.  The overly bleak nature of the piece is so much more evident if the picture is viewed right on the heels of Aliens.  It can't help but suffer by comparison.  Honestly, this time out, I found that I enjoyed Alien 3 far less than Alien Resurrection--and it's a much better movie.  It's just such a downer.  I'm trying to do this whole thing spoiler-free, but suffice it to say that elements of the plot that are disclosed in the opening reel drag the whole thing down, and it never gets any happier.  The direction is fine, the action setpieces (few though they may be) are riveting, and there are a couple of likable characters in play, but the whole thing is a major downer.  If Aliens is as much fun as you can have watching a movie, Alien 3 is aiming squarely at the other end of that spectrum. 

So is Alien Resurrection any good?  No, it's not.  To be completely honest, it's rather awful.  But hey, it is colorful, and a bit unpredictable, and the direction is genuinely unique.  Despite a multitude of flaws, it's a lot of fun, and it has some incredibly creative sequences that are deserving of a better picture, but the plot is lacking and the closing reel is so bad that it's damn near offensive.  Having said that, at least it isn't a total pisser like the third entry in the series. 

The Anthology set itself is beautiful, and packed with value.  It contains two versions of every feature and two discs full of bonus content.  Anyone looking for the inside scoop on the Alien franchise will find all they could hope for and more included in this gorgeous set.  All in all, I was greatly pleased, and any fan of sci-fi, horror, or action must spend some time with these movies.  Of course, if it was up to me, the series would end with Aliens, and I may try to convince myself that Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection don't exist.  I'm fairly confident that I won't ever view them again. but that's okay--I'll continue to rock with Ripley, Dallas, and the Space Marines for as long as I live.

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Top 5 Sequels


Top 5 Sequels

In this summer of sequels, a title most summers could sport in this day and age, I thought it would be nice to take a look back at the finest sequels of all time.  One of the things I noticed when composing this list was that sequels that utilized elements of the first feature to tell an entirely new story faired better than those which basically recycled the movies that preceded them.  Audiences like to revisit characters and environments more than they like to revisit plots, so finding a way to tell a new story is critical to a sequel’s success.  With that in mind, there are several films on this list that rise above the films that inspired them, movies that somehow bucked the odds and surpassed their predecessors.
Also, in a bit of a curious note, the 80s have it, at least so far as sequels are concerned.  The only entry on my list that didn’t come didn’t come from that glorious decade of obnoxious decadence arrived mere months ahead of schedule in 1979.  

Another key attribute of the films that made my Top 5 here: grand finales.  Sequels are routinely touted for higher body counts and bigger explosions, but a number of my favorites made sure to end with a massive setpiece, many of which remain among the most invigorating finishes in motion picture history.

1)    Aliens (1986)
I imagine there are many people (myself included) who don’t appreciate Alien like they should simply because Aliens was so much better.  Now don’t get me wrong, Alien is a very good horror film, and perhaps even a great one, but Aliens is clearly a masterpiece.  This is the finest film in Cameron’s library, and it came at a time when he had scored big with The Terminator and offered up a fairly mundane horror film in Piranha II, so he was still a bit on the fence so far as Hollywood was concerned.  In all honesty, calling Piranha II “fairly mundane” is an act of kindness of considerable magnitude.  Regardless, after Aliens there could be no doubt that one of the most exciting filmmakers of all time had arrived.  Whereas Alien is a claustrophobic exercise in horror, Aliens is a massive thriller on a grand scale, a major spectacle populated with a host of memorable characters and packed with innovative setpieces that still pack a wicked punch.  Only Cameron (the youthful Cameron, the badass Jim Cameron who had yet to drop T2 or The Abyss on us, not that guy who wound up making Titanic 11 years later) would pit a hardened squad of Space Marines against his particularly gruesome breed of aliens in a firefight adjacent to a nuclear reactor, forcing his troops to shoulder their weapons as they are massacred by those nightmarish beasts that squirm and snarl across the screen.  This is followed by a terrific scene with two so-called face-huggers trying to impregnate Ripley (Sigourney Weaver in her signature role) and young Newt (Carrie Henn) in a sealed room where the only sound is the faint scraping sounds the unsightly creatures make as they scuttle across the floor.  That scene is followed by a standoff to end all standoffs, a valiant effort that gives way in the face of alien terror.  Finally, Ripley makes a daring plunge into the Alien Queen’s nest, and their epic showdown is a great example of how to end a film.  Combine all this with wonderful performances from Bill Paxton, Michael Biehn, Lance Henriksen, and even Paul Reiser sprinkled throughout a plot that never relents, and the end result is spectacular to say the least.  Aliens is a sequel to judge all sequels by, a total triumph that may stand as the greatest film of its genre.

2)    The Road Warrior (1981)
Mad Max was a nifty little thrill ride that put star Mel Gibson and director George Miller on the map, but The Road Warrior was a true juggernaut that boasts a climax that will probably never be topped.  In yet another example of the sequel eclipsing its predecessor, The Road Warrior proved far superior to Mad Max, and the narrative is so much bigger and the action so much livelier that it’s hard to compare the two.  Whereas the first entry was a revenge flick, The Road Warrior is a sadistic vision of a true anti-hero coming to the rescue of a community in peril.  When Max comes upon an encampment of peaceful survivors who are trying valiantly to protect a stash of fuel, he also crosses paths with the menacing band of rogues who have surrounded the weary survivors.  While audiences might expect Max to quickly take a side in this conflict, our rugged hero has no interest in anyone else’s fight.  Despite the brutal methods of the marauding rogues, Max is intent on avoiding this conflict altogether until circumstances force him to play the part of the hero.  Once he climbs behind the wheel of a massive rig equipped for war with the minions of the awful Humungus in hot pursuit, however, it’s time for one of the biggest finales of all time.  As the rig dismantles a horde of motorcycles, jeeps, trucks, and various other vehicles, we’re treated to the type of innovation and daring that movies no longer feature.  As men leap from one vehicle to another and bodies hurtle through the air as metal meets metal in an epic race to destruction, it is important to note that there was no such thing as CGI in 1981.  Those are real people in real machines putting their lives on the line to make a picture.  With this sequel, George Miller and Mel Gibson delivered an action film without parallel and a bleak vision of an apocalyptic future that still resonates.  The Road Warrior is a landmark in motion picture history, a powerful collision of art and adrenaline that remains potent thirty years after its inception.

3)    The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
This is probably first on a great many lists, and I do understand that, yet I’m not even positive that it’s the best Star Wars sequel.  Kevin Smith’s opinion aside, I’m tempted to say that I enjoy Return of the Jedi a tad more.  In fact, if not for Anakin’s clumsy about-face into darkness, Revenge of the Sith might present its own challenge, but Empire has quite a legacy and in the end I deferred to this second film in that line’s storied history.  In truth, Empire certainly has a lot going for it.  The opening on icy planet Hoth is energetic and captivating, and the mystery and wonder of Dagobah combined with Yoda, Yoda’s endearing speech impediment, and his strange tutelage, are equally remarkable.  Harrison Ford steals the show as Han Solo (as usual) while Billy Dee Williams makes Lando Calrissian one of the series’ most complex characters.  Mark Hamill is much better as Luke, though his badass turn* in Jedi remains far superior.  The climax features one of Hollywood’s biggest twists and a grim closing that left many young fans (be sure to include yours truly in their ranks) quivering in fear as they eagerly awaited resolution that wouldn’t arrive for another three years.  Empire is a stellar science-fiction outing, a robust space opera that is bristling with excitement and adventure, a film for all ages, though it is easily one of the darkest family pictures to be so revered. 

4)     Evil Dead 2 (1987)
In essence, Sam Raimi reshaped The Evil Dead here, retelling that story in a far more whimsical manner in this cult classic that elevated Bruce Campbell to iconic status and ushered Sam into mainstream filmmaking of the highest order.  This is a delightful piece, a gory delight that is as funny as it is sinister, a horror film with comedic overtones that is utterly unique and gleefully absurd.  The biggest inspiration for this outrageous romp seems to be vintage Three Stooges routines and the comical and extremely violent Looney Tunes cartoon library.  Our main character grows more and more delirious as he contends with horrors both real and imagined in a haunted cabin deep in the forest.  A vicious monstrosity roams this isolated nightmare and anyone who shows up is apt to start levitating and spewing horrific gibberish before savagely attacking anyone in sight.  Of course these fiends must be dispatched via bodily dismemberment, but as it turns out Bruce Campbell’s Ash is a natural when it comes to battling the undead.  He must also contend with his own body as his hand turns on him, leading to one of the film’s best scenes, a physical comedy routine rooted in horror that never fails to amuse and disgust.  Suffice it to say that our hero finds himself down one hand when that particular onslaught draws to a close.  Things really spiral out of control during the big finish, which kicks off with our hero fashioning a chainsaw onto his freshly-minted stump and squaring off with a dead witch who rises up from the root cellar.  This quirky spookshow is a real treasure, and despite his big-time success with Spider-Man and other mainstream films like The Gift and Drag Me to Hell, Evil Dead 2 surely represents Sam Raimi at his ridiculous best.  It doesn’t hurt matters that Bruce Campbell became one of the most recognizable figures in the horror industry as a result of his performance here and his subsequent efforts with the character. 

5)    Rocky II (1979)
I may be alone in thinking this is a better film than Rocky, but I’m not alone in treasuring it, and the closing reel is decidedly epic.  Rocky’s second fight with champion Apollo Creed is a magnificent combination of stirring choreography and visionary direction, providing us with a surreal cinematic experience that is both lurid and overwhelming.  The tension is unbearable as Rocky struggles to his feet, and the elation is supreme when he is declared the victor and the music swells as the new champ leaps up in triumph.  Rocky II is an example of storytelling at its best, and Sylvester Stallone was at his apex in this charming gem.  This is a playful piece and a serious character study, giving us an entertaining and introspective look at a strong-willed simpleton.  This lovable chump who marches to the beat of a different drum and sacrifices his body in the dogged pursuit of something meaningful in the beatings he suffers in the ring is one of the industry’s most popular creations.  Stallone benefits from Talia Shire’s steady presence and Burgess Meredith’s scenery-chewing embodiment of the grizzled sports vet as the grumpy old trainer who guides Rocky along the way.  Meredith’s Mickey is almost as likable as the title character, and his untimely death in Rocky III remains the biggest mistake the makers of this series made, though it certainly isn’t the only one.  Carl Weavers is ideal in the role of Rocky’s rival Apollo Creed, a magnificent champion whose pride is both his greatest attribute and his ultimate undoing.  The story is actually rather moving though it is a bit melodramatic, with Rocky fearing that another fight will blind him while Adrian falls into a coma after exerting herself too much during pregnancy.  Another plot thread finds Mickey growing frustrated with Rocky’s lack of heart, which itself stems from Adrian’s refusal to endorse his efforts because of her fear for his sight and anything he else he might sacrifice in the ring.  Of course Adrian will wake up from the coma, deliver the child, and wish Rocky luck on his way to the ring, inspiring him to give his all in one of the finest fights ever captured on film.  As I mentioned before, the bout*** that closes this picture out is a glorious presentation ripe with some of the finest slow motion bits ever and enough suspense to make anyone watching anxious. This gives way to a fantastic payoff that closes out one of the cinema’s finest sequels in style, making Rocky II my favorite film in the series as well as a worthy addition to this list.

*“I'm taking Captain Solo and his friends. You can either profit by this or be destroyed. It's your choice, but I warn you not to underestimate my power.”

**My father swears that when he saw this picture at the local drive-in theater everyone got out of their cars and jumped around, pumping their fists and cheering during the big fight.  I can believe it.  Pop said he didn’t want to get out of his car, but he had to so that he could see, and then when Rocky won a barrage of jubilant strangers hugged dad and high-fived him in celebration.  He says he rarely felt so foolish, but I imagine that I would have been cheering too.

Oddly enough, no comic book adaptations made the cut here, though I strongly pondered including The Dark Knight, X2, Spider-Man 2, and even Superman 2. 
Other titles considered included:

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
T2
Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom – While researching this piece, I found a lot of commentary and critiques online, and apparently a lot of people hate this film.  I really had no idea.  I have always preferred it to Raiders of the Lost Ark, and while I know that isn’t typical, I honestly didn’t know that people hated this one.  I think it’s absolutely terrific.
Jackass 2
The Mummy Returns
Phantasm IV: Oblivion
28 Weeks Later
Lethal Weapon 2
Magnum Force
Cheech and Chong’s Next Movie
Young Guns II
Dawn of the Dead

-Originally published by RVA Magazine.  They'll be dropping my Top 5 Elmore Leonard list later this week--stay tuned!

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Is the new Aliens game really that bad?

Absolutely.  I'm not even going to waste my time with a review, I'm just going to share a few moments with you.

1) Truthfully, this one is all on me, but I think it was an omen.  Early on, I was simply trying to master the controls.  I was facing bullet-proof glass when I pressed the right bumper on my 360 controller to see what would happen.  In my defense, the right trigger fires your weapon, and I didn't expect similar results from the bumper as well.  That doesn't change the fact that I shot the glass and the bullet rebounded directly into my face.  My character collapsed as a stirring bit of scripted narration began and I couldn't help but laugh.

2) At one point, I crept up behind one of the aliens.  Now, one should never be able to sneak up behind an alien, but that's precisely what I did.  As if that wasn't bad enough, I then killed said alien by shooting it. 
A great many times. 
And it never reacted. 
It actually just sat there wagging its tail (I'm not making that up) while I killed it.  Yes, the AI on this game is a bit lacking.

3) A particularly difficult stretch of the game repeatedly found me being massacred by multiple aliens while a fellow soldier stood nearby, speaking to our commander on the radio.  He confidently assured the chief "We got this" while I was being ripped to shreds.  This happened several times.  After a while, it was no longer funny.

4) The graphics in this game are so lackluster that there were a couple of big moments that I failed to comprehend because I couldn't tell what had just happened.  It was kind of like trying to decipher a small child's drawing, only with sound effects.

Okay, in all seriousness, let me say this: the people who made this game dumped enough material linked to the classic movie (Cameron's sequel, not Ridley Scott's dull original) to hold my interest.  The sounds (the weapons, the motion tracker, the aliens themselves, etc.) are on point, as are the sets.  And, though it is a lousy first-person shooter, it is just good enough to allow me to continue to play.  So, in essence, it's not the worst game ever made, as many are saying, but it is a bad game that probably should have been a great game.

Now you know.

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Why Video Game Previews Bother Me

Yeah, so this is just a little rant, but I felt like sharing.  It's Valentine's Day, and I should be cuddling my wife or baking heart-shaped cookies, but I'm too much of a geek for that.  I'm surfing the net and I've been checking out reviews for some video games I was looking to snag.  Unfortunately, this has reminded me of a troubling trend that I can't seem to wrap my head around.

Let's just start with an example and take it from there: I wanted to pick up the new Aliens game, which looked pretty cool and had received a ton of hype from various magazines and websites that offer up video game previews and reviews.  Now, the game is out, and it is getting killed.  I'm not trying to say that it isn't getting many good reviews, because as far as I can tell it isn't getting ANY good reviews.  This thing is being slaughtered.  This leads me to second-guess my decision to purchase the game, and it reinforces the notion that I'm only wasting my time when I try to scope out the video game landscape unless I rely on demos and word-of-mouth.

See, this isn't news to anyone who follows games, and it's incredibly frustrating.  Why is it that virtually every game is built up (sometimes over the course of a few years) with pieces that marvel over the stellar graphics and the innovative gameplay, only for most of these games to be released only to garner poor reviews by the same media outlet that was just in hype mode a few weeks ago?  Seriously, you'll read about cool visuals and intriguing mechanics, and then the review will come out blasting the poor graphics and the stale gameplay.  It's maddening.  I also scope out previews and reviews for the music I enjoy and the movies I watch, and I seldom see the same kind of behavior.

Does this irk anyone else or is it just me?