Showing posts with label rock. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rock. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 5, 2019

Monster Jams: My Diligence - Sun Rose (Released 1/30/2019)


Monster Jams: My Diligence - Sun Rose (Released 1/30/2019)

Terrible name, gnarly Belgian band.  Some might bill this as stoner rock or some variety of progressive rock, but I'm not really sure where it fits.  I don't particularly care either--I'm not too keen on this whole label craze with what seems like a zillion different little niches where sub-genres of music are concerned.  In this case, I'm totally cool with filing My Diligence under rock and taking it from there.  These guys are aggressive, with driving riffs, a steady beat, and some serious cohesion keeping the sound exquisitely forceful and equally tight.  The vocals, however, are subdued if not lethargic by comparison, though the melodies are sweet and the grooves pair nicely with the band's emphasis on momentum.  The precision involved is ruthless, and even those who don't favor the sound should be able to acknowledge the talent involved in crafting this music.  The contrast on display yields a surprisingly smooth output that never veers off course while blancing catchy harmonies against a potent dose of adrenaline.  Maybe it's a weird marriage; it doesn't matter, what matters is that it works.  Standout tracks include "Resentful,""Backstabber," and "Lecter's Song."  I'm not sure that anything included in this release is truly explosive, but there are no misfires.  Sun Rose is a thirty-eight minute foray into a hypnotic sound that will not necessarily blow your mind, but it will take you to some unique places, and it will leave you wanting more.

Final Grade: B+

Monday, September 10, 2018

Monster Jams: Clutch - Book of Bad Decisions (released 9/7/2018)


Monster Jams: Clutch - Book of Bad Decisions (released 9/7/2018)

Clutch has released a new album, the latest advance in their quest to transition into a rock and blues band with some jazz influences popping up in the mix as well.  There are still moments when they display the fire and gusto that made them a force to be reckoned with in their wild and woolly days, but the band has clearly embraced restraint and nuance to go along with advanced musicality at this stage of their evolution.  This may or may not be a bad thing; the album definitely rocks, and even if there are boundaries in place and less ferocity than old school fans may yearn for, your average rock fan is more apt to enjoy Book of Bad Decisions from start to finish.  For many, this new approach may be preferable--if your opinion of the band has been rising since they started taking fewer risks and toning down their intensity (say somewhere between the release of Robot Hive/Exodus in 2005 and From Beale St. to Oblivion in 2007), you may rate this among the band's best offerings.  If, on the other hand, you greet each release from these former stoner rock titans with some measure of hope that the guns blazing glory of Elephant Riders will rise from the ashes, you're bound to be disappointed.  I fall somewhere between these two categories.  I enjoy the new flavor, and I can't dispute the fact that this is a quality album (though it must be stated that it offers more material but less punch than their 2015 album, Psychic Warfare), but I wouldn't dare put it up there with releases like the previously-mentioned Elephant Riders, Blast  Tyrant, or Transnational Speedway League.  Is the band more precise?  Absolutely.  Are they still doing it their own way and making raucous noise?  Certainly.  Does it compare to that era when they offered up wild exploration and deftly intertwined metal, funk, and something akin to rage in the first half of their discography?  Man, I don't think it's even close.  Still, Book of Bad Decisions is a tight collection with several killer grooves, and Neil is still spitting about absurd shit even if he has mellowed out a bit.  "Hot Bottom Feeder" and the title track even flirt with the notion of serving as throwbacks to the band's furious past.  Other standout tracks include "Gimme the Keys," "In Walks Barbarella," and "H.B. is in Control."

Final Grade: B-

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Totally Random Blog - David Lee Roth's Ladies' Night in Buffalo


I'm a big David Lee Roth fan.  When I was kid, I had Diamond Dave right up there with Spider-Man and Batman, and my first legitimate heartbreak came when Van Halen and Roth parted ways.  Of course, it wouldn't be long before Dave hit us with Eat 'Em and Smile, and while Van Halen would lose speed with Sammy Hagar at the helm, Roth was still killing it.  Now, I'm a bit iffy on some of his solo work beyond Eat 'Em and Smile, but that album still gets a lot of play in these parts.  Like most, I think that "Yankee Rose" is the best cut on the record, but lately I have been really taken with "Ladies' Night in Buffalo."  In particular, I'm really digging Steve Vai's stripped-down guitar track, something he apparently rebelled against initially, though he has come to appreciate it over the years.  The song is so very chill and it features Roth at his low-key coolest, exchanging all the usual bells and whistles for a bit of spoken word that is part quizzical rock song and part poetry.  I was looking online and apparently it was pretty well-received at the time of the album's release, with Spin labeling it "alarmingly cool" and Rolling Stone also taking time to give the track props in their review of Eat 'Em and Smile.  Anyway, they say sharing is caring, so that's what I'm doing.  It may be 2016, but I'm still rolling with Diamond Dave and trying to figure out just what the hell this sublime groove that is stuck in my head is all about.

Well, it's not Van Halen, but the band Roth put together for Eat 'Em and Smile is a hell of a lot better than Van Hagar.

Saturday, October 3, 2015

Psychic Warfare from Clutch (released 10/2/15)


Clutch is back with a new album, unleashing Psychic Warfare on their legions of fans.  They remain consistent, churning out a steady stream of rowdy rock and roll with a touch of blues while a deranged lead singer drops curious vocals with a nifty combo of grit and style.  Clutch will never be as heavy as they once were, but this record is a bit more aggressive and a bit less somber than some of their groovier releases.  There's some serious bravado on display here, and it cannot be denied that Psychic Warfare offers listeners a thumping good time with an emphasis on excess.  Yet it still emerges as a far cry from Elephant Riders or the band's glorious self-titled album, so it's hard to review this one without penalizing Clutch for being so damn awesome once upon a when.  Is new Clutch that much different from old Clutch?  Well, while the band has always remained true to themselves, they have certainly grown over time.  As musicians, these guys are truly top-notch, and they are better at what they do now then they were back then.  However, there was something damn near primal about those unruly days when the sound was a bit more raw and everyone was a bit angrier (and the lyrics were a bit sillier) that has proven difficult to replace.  Having said all that, this is probably my favorite album that Clutch has released since Elephant Riders and it is a real kick in the pants.  I love "X-Ray Visions," "Firebirds," and the semi-operatic "Son of Virginia," and there isn't a song on Psychic Warfare that doesn't work.  It's a quality recording that is worthy of the band's legacy even if it is a bit overshadowed by those monumental releases that still define these unique rockers from Maryland.

Final Grade: B

Clutch is back with another rad record. unleashing Psychic Warfare on eager listeners.

Friday, October 2, 2015

Zipper Down from Eagles of Death Metal (released 10/2/15)


Zipper Down arrived from EODM today, and this crazy band's first album since 2008 is probably their silliest offering yet.  That's okay, for being silly and having a groovy good time while rocking out and making fun of themselves is precisely what the Eagles of Death Metal specialize in.  I thought their last album (Heart On) was a little less spirited than their previous outings, but though they may have cranked up the humor on Zipper Down, they're certainly not phoning it in.  It doesn't have quite the same punch as their first release (2004's totally stupendous Peace, Love, Death Metal) but it is a mean recording.  It has a lot of juice, and the boys are clearly having a good time tearing it up on tracks like "Oh Girl," Skin-Tight Boogie," and "The Reverend."  "Silverlake," the previously released jab at hipsters, is probably the most entertaining song from Zipper Down, but the textured revamp of the 1982 Duran Duran single "Save a Prayer" (from Rio) is seriously impressive.  Cheeky, high-octane, and full of swagger and style, Zipper Down is another super cool album from one hell of a super cool band.

Final Grade: B+

If this picture could make noise,
it would sound like an Eagles of Death Metal song.

Monday, September 28, 2015

Short Attention Span Review: This is Spinal Tap (1984)


Surprisingly, This is Spinal Tap merely enjoyed modest success during its theatrical run before landing a cult following on home video.  Over time, it has become an iconic parody and the make believe band of the title has actually sold a lot of records and played a lot of shows.  The film hasn't lost its power to amuse thanks to all the keen wit on display, and the music industry has only grown more and more absurd, so the picture remains timely.  Rob Reiner's actual direction of this mockumentary and his performance as director Marty DiBergi are both rock solid, but the leads (Michael McKeen as lead singer David St. Hubbins, Christopher Guest as guitarist Nigel Tufnel, and Harry Shearer as bassist Derek Smalls) are so superb that I have to give them the lion's share of the credit for the movie's success.  All three are capable musicians and they are beyond perfect choices for the film--it's an adequate tribute to their efforts that this ridiculous comedy led to genuine confusion among many fans as to whether or not Spinal Tap was a real band.  This is Spinal Tap is so awesome that it is damn near impossible to pick the funniest part.  Is it the amp that goes to 11?  Is it Derek getting trapped in his pod?  Is it the Stonehenge set?  Is it being billed second to the puppets?  What about the woeful legacy of the band's drummers?  I'm sure that every fan has a favorite part, mine just might be that perspective-laden trip to Graceland, though I'm also rather fond of the big show at the military base.  In fact, there are so many amusing sequences that This is Spinal Tap never seems to fall flat, and even the few bits that don't work are often saved by one of the brilliant performances.  I'm a fan of silly comedies and rock and roll, so my affection for this one should come as no surprise.  Still, I think it is fair to say that That This is Spinal Tap's greatness extends well beyond any niche or niches--it's not just a good comedy, it's a remarkable comedy.

Final Grade: 11 (A+)

This is Spinal Tap is one of the best comedies ever, and it is
a must-see for anyone who enjoys a good laugh or rock and roll.

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

EODM's New Song Totally Rocks (No Surprise There)

Zipper Down from Eagles of Death Metal is due out on 10/2.
Thus far, those dashing Eagles of Death Metal have released three tracks from their upcoming album, Zipper Down.  The first two, "Complexity" and "Got a Woman," are solid tracks.  The first is cheeky and upbeat and the second is a lightning-paced rock and roll jam that I liked a bit more.  However, both of those songs pale in comparison to the track the band debuted most recently.  "Silverlake" is a fab song that is full of oomph and humor, allowing the band to shred and make fun of hipsters in equal measures.  The end result is one of my favorite songs from this groovy band and it definitely ramps up my enthusiasm as the arrival of Zipper Down draws nigh.  If you've never experienced this silly rock affair anchored by the lovable Jesse Hughes and his wacky pal Josh Homme (Queens of the Stone Age) on drums, this new album may prove to be a great starting point.  Arriving seven years after they last dropped an album on us (2008's Heart On, a nifty record that I liked--even if it is easily the band's least impressive offering to date), the upcoming release boasts eleven tracks, including a cover of Duran Duran's "Save a Prayer."  If it lives up to the feel good vibe that the red hot and unabashedly cool "Silverlake" generates, music lovers everywhere are going to have a great time getting down with Zipper Down.

Listen to the latest from EODM here.

Sunday, August 9, 2015

Faith No More w/ Refused (7/31 - Raleigh, North Carolina)

 On Friday, 7/31, I had the privilege of catching Faith No More live at the Red Hat Amphitheater in Raleigh, North Carolina.  FNM is my favorite band and I had never seen them perform before, so this was a big show for me.  Bonus points: Refused was the opening band, and despite anything you may have heard about Refused being fucking dead, Refused is alive and well--and awesome.

Refused played a blistering set and then gave way for the band that has given my life an eclectic soundtrack since I reached the age of reason.  FNM has a reputation for killing it live, and on Friday, the 31st of July, they showed the good people of Raleigh, North Carolina that this reputation is well-deserved.  They seemed to be having a blast and they were positively amazing--this was definitely the best show I have ever been to.  Enjoy my pics and then scope out the epic--sorry, I couldn't resist--set list.






















Set List
Motherfucker
Be Aggressive
Caffeine
Evidence
Epic
Sunny Side Up
Everything's Ruined
Midlife Crisis
A Small Victory
The Gentle Art of Making Enemies
Easy
Separation Anxiety
King For a Day
Ashes to Ashes
Superhero


Encore
Cone of Shame
We Care a Lot
Just a Man

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Short Attention Span Review: The Road is Jericho (2015)

Hello, my name is Jimmy and I'm a Jerichoholic.  I enjoy wrasslin' and there are many superstars past and present who I have cheered for, but Jericho is the bee's knees.  Thus, I was pretty damn excited when I scored The Road is Jericho on Blu-ray.  First off, be sure to pick up the Blu-ray if that's an option for you.  7 hours of material on DVD is cool, but 8 and a half hours on Blu-ray is better.  Secondly, while it is true that most of Jericho's most celebrated matches were contained in the first set, dude has epic matches to spare.  This is a nifty collection that spans much of Jericho's career and features several of his finest rivals, to include the Rock, Shawn Michaels, Rey, and HHH.  His most recent rivalries with CM Punk and Bray Wyatt also made the cut by virtue of a Chicago Street Fight and a good old-fashioned cage match, and the best match in the set may be a no-frills but lengthy bout against RVD on RAW that is an absolute showstopper.  Understandably, there's no mention of Chris Benoit and none of Jericho's legendary matches with him are included, but Jericho's legacy is strong enough to survive despite the absence of what may have been his strongest rival.  My favorite Jericho match, a "Last Man Standing" showdown with HHH from Fully Loaded in 2000, is still missing in action, but lo and behold, the match with HHH that is included in this collection actually sees Chris emerge victorious.  Despite the presence of so many notable superstars and so many incredible matches, the real highlight of The Road is Jericho has to be the segments where Jericho discusses his career and the various matches included in the set.  Chris is very candid, funny as always, and dishes out lots of cool tidbits about himself, his opponents, and the wrestling business.  The Road is Jericho will definitely thrill any Jerichoholic, and any true wrasslin' fan should find something to love in this terrific set.

Final Grade: A
The "best there is at what he does" may be absent from the WWE at present,
but his second collection of matches is sure to break the walls down.

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Short Attention Span Review: Hercules (2014)

Before I get started here, I should probably note that I have a soft sport for this particular sub-genre.  As a kid, I spent way too much time watching movies like Conan the Barbarian, The Beastmaster, and I even enjoyed those wacky Lou Ferrigno Hercules movies.  Okay, I confess: I also found time to watch Conan the Destroyer.  Forgive me.  I'm also a big fan of Dwayne Johnson, though I haven't enjoyed his movies as much as his work in the wrestling ring as the Rock.  Now, he was awesome in Pain & Gain and his first feature, The Rundown, showed a lot of promise.  Yet many of his choices have been a bit too generic for my taste, and as much as I dig these "swords and sandals" affairs, it's hard for me to get too fired up about anything directed by Brett Ratner.  So, my expectations were low going into this one and that may explain why I enjoyed it more than many of my peers.  Hey, it's no masterpiece, not by a long shot, and the end is a bit of a CGI clusterfuck, but I'm still going to recommend it.  First off, Ian McShane was a joy to watch as he gobbled up the scenery and stole pretty much every scene he was in.  Secondly, there's a wicked battle scene in the middle of the film that is certainly worth seeing, even if it does make that lackluster finish even more of a disappointment by comparison.  Finally, the notion of foregoing the mythical aspect of the title character's legacy and telling a somewhat grounded and action-driven story worked for me.  Alluding to the twelve labors many Hercules tales center on as little more than hyperbole and even casting doubt on his lineage, this Hercules is sort of a poor man's 300.  Thankfully it avoids the gimmicks that made that picture so unique--and that so many movies have done their best to ape ever since Zack Snyder hit the scene.  Ratner did an okay job, Johnson didn't have to flex his acting muscles all that much, but he also performed well, and the supporting cast was a joy to watch.  In conclusion, it's a shame the ending wasn't stronger, as the first two acts of this film were surprisingly fierce and highly entertaining.

Final Grade: C
"Come, let us layeth the smack down upon their asses!"

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Faith No More: New Album/Top 5 Songs


They're back!
I am so stoked for this new Faith No More album coming in May that it's ridiculous.  FNM is my favorite band and while I spent years hoping for a reunion, I really didn't think it would happen.  Then they reunited a few years ago to tour, refused to play a show anywhere near me, and swore that there would be no new material.  Bummer.  Yet here we are, just a couple of months away from the release of their new album, Sol Invictus.  Two killer tracks have already been released and it sounds like the band still has the ability to throw down some vicious rock while taking their sound in strange and unique directions.  Many seem to prefer "Superhero" to "Motherfucker," and while I like them both I do believe that I'm a bit more infatuated with the latter.  When the album hits, I'll be sure to provide a review after I take a day off from life to immerse myself in it. 

Until then, I wanted to provide you with this link to a "Top 5 Faith No More Songs" piece I did for RVA Magazine back in 2010. 

And, for those who haven't heard the new stuff:

Motherfucker

Superhero

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Playlist/Soundtrack for my Current Project


 I know, I know, it's en vogue for artists to tell people all about the music they're listening to while they work these days.  Forgive me for being trendy, but I had an urge to share.  I'm currently nearing the end of my fifth novel, currently titled 101 Nights of the Rougarou.  Ever since I wrote Trailer Park Trash & Vampires, people have been asking me if I would ever pen a story about werewolves.  In a way, this current project is just that, though much I like did with vampires, I'm doing things a bit differently.  The rougarou itself is a bit different from the werewolf, though there are similarities.  There are also several variations sprinkled throughout the folklore pertaining to this particular beast, so that gives me a lot of room to maneuver.  I like that.

Anyway, like many, I like to listen to music while I work.  I've always thought it was a good idea to listen to a fairly consistent mix while I work on a project to maintain a certain mood, so I actually create soundtracks for each of my projects.  I have always been a very visual writer, and I think my work would lend itself well to film, so I proceed accordingly.  Each of these playlists starts with a song I imagine playing over the opening titles and ends with a song I would like to hear played over the credits.  The rest of the music suits the mood and flow of the piece.  Often, there will be songs that are tied to specific scenes.  Finally, since I favor big third acts, you may notice that things build to a crescendo toward the end of the playlist.

So, for those who are interested, here is my soundtrack  for 101 Nights of the Rougarou:

"Sniper At The Gates Of Heaven" by The Black Angels

"I Can Almost See Them" by Tomahawk

"I Am A Man Of Stone" by The Toadies

"Human" by Elastica

"Mama Told Me Not to Come" by Three Dog Night

"Connected" by Stereo MCs

"Caress Me Down"  by Sublime

"Blood On Our Hands" by Death From Above 1979

"The Hives Are Law, You Are Crime" by The Hives

"Adrenalize" by In This Moment

"Silver Queen" by Philm

"Lobster" by Bender

"Smoke a Little Smoke" by Eric Church

"Aisha" by Death In Vegas

"Nervous Shakedown" by AC/DC

"Psychotic Break" by Jerry Cantrell

"The Talking Horse" by The Melvins

"Boom" by Soulfly

"Hush" by Tool

"Adeadenemyalwayssmellsgood" by Future of the Left

"Exhale" by Kylesa

"Stillborn" by Black Label Society

"Bury Me" by Helmet

"Evil World" by Powerman 5000

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Short Attention Span Review: Pain & Gain (2013)

Let's get this out of the way before we go any further: this movie is based on a true story, and the only thing more twisted than what really happened is the idea of turning that story into a comedy.  Stranger still, it's directed by Michael Bay doing all of his usual Michael Bay shit.  Yes, that means a lot of slo-mo and an abundance of classic rock propping us this sicko true crime story.  There were so many times during the movie that I couldn't help but wonder "Is it wrong to laugh at this stuff?"  Honestly, I'm pretty sure it was--but the movie kept making me laugh.  Is it great?  Lord no.  It's not even close.  In fact, it's pretty damn average, mainly because it's definitely too long and all of the primary characters are amusing but impossible to root for.  The movie is centered on Mark Wahlberg's character, and he does a fine job with the most difficult part.  Anthony Mackie was also really good in his role, but if there's one reason to see this, it's the Rock.  No one has ever done a better job of playing a reformed con/cokehead with a Jesus jones as he slips back into a life a crime and rampant abuse of the powerful drug (if you don't believe me, just ask Rick James) that is cocaine, all while clinging to his Jesus jones.  Virtually all of the movie's biggest laughs and better sequences are a result of the Rock flexing his acting muscles, and while I can't recommend this movie wholeheartedly, I would love to see him do something in a similar vein. 

Final Grade: C

Final Grade for the Rock's Performance: A+

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Philm - Fire from the Evening Sun


As many of you know, Dave Lombardo is no longer drumming for the metal juggernaut that is Slayer.  Of course, that doesn’t mean that he’s retired.  He’s currently gearing up for the first Fantomas show since 2009 alongside Mike Patton, Buzz Osborne, and Trevor Dunn, and yesterday Philm released their second album, Fire from the Evening Sun. 

I greatly enjoyed the first album (Harmonic) from this trio consisting of Gary Nestler (Civil Defiance) on vocals and guitar, Pancho Tomaselli (War) on bass, and the godfather of double-bass himself on drums.  However, this second effort represents a tremendous upgrade.  The charged vibe that permeated so many of the heavier efforts on their debut recording is still present, but the space and exploration that defined the stranger outings has been minimalized.  The end result is a leaner and more aggressive recording, yet enough of the avant-garde approach remains to separate it from the pack.

It’s a bit difficult to classify this group.  The strangest among us will surely find their efforts a bit restrained, while their sound will be far too innovative for the status quo.  Yet those who can respect something that is equal parts heavy and different will be entranced by Philm’s quixotic sound.  There are an abundance of dizzying sequences when the band seems to be letting off steam, layering Nestler’s furious vocals amid intricate riffs, a pounding bass line, and thunderous drumming courtesy of Lombardo.  There are also charged sequences that simmer without boiling over, and all of these powerful bits are interwoven with gentle and melodic moments that display the band’s finesse and depth.  It’s hard to find another band to compare these guys to—Filter comes to mind, but they were never this heavy or creative and they got softer and more mundane as time wore on.  That’s okay, because being unique is cool.  Being unique and heavy is even cooler.  Bonus points: being unique and heavy with Dave Lombard on drums is fucking awesome. 
           
 If you dig this kind of stuff and you’re unfamiliar with Philm, you need to check them out, and I highly recommend both of their albums.  Having said that, I feel the need to repeat myself: Harmonic was really cool, but Fire from the Evening Sun positively burns. 

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Say "So Long" to Solos


Disclaimer:  The following story was birthed from an informal interview with an unknown source reputed to be an actual representative from an alleged band that wished to remain anonymous.  No real names, dates, or places are mentioned, and the author cannot be considered financially responsible for any insult or injury that may occur to any individuals, fictional or non-fictional, resembling those represented in this depiction of a band reported to be quite famous.  No one was harmed in the writing of this story and rest assured, reading it will not harm you. 

Proceed with caution.

Montana found himself in the final stages of what had surely been an awful performance.  His sweat stank of cheap liquor and his heart was threatening to burst.  The crowd was giving him the benefit of the doubt, but that had never mattered for him.  It was shit, absolute shit, and he knew it.

He looked to Bernie and saw disgust registering on the lanky guitarist’s typically stoic face.  Bernie was a good chap and you could always count on him for a truthful response.  

Mickey was another story altogether.  Montana was hung over, and he had smoked at least six joints and snorted half as many lines of coke in the four hours he had been awake prior to the rise of the curtain, but he was good, really good to be honest, feeling just damn great actually.  His drummer was wasted.  Montana would bet every dollar in his bank account that Mickey had no idea where they were playing tonight—not even so much as the state.  Nothing mattered to Mick the Hick but his next ride, and he was never coming down.

Montana turned back to face the hungry crowd, uncertain of how to proceed.  Should they stick to the script and continue to fuck it up, or try something else completely and take the risk of fucking that up far worse?  It was his call, . . . his and his alone.

“Excuse me,” he spoke into the microphone, trying to find his stride.  “I’m looking for some people who want to tear this fucking place down.  I'm serious.  I want this fucking place to burn.”

A ripple seemed to spread throughout the crowd, which was suddenly gaining energy and enthusiasm.  The head security guard gave Montana a stern glare, but the vocalist ignored it.  He needed some magic and he was going to take a stab at shooting the moon.  Singers always bluff when there’s money on the table.

“That's right, motherfuckers.  I mean you people understand that we only live once, right?  At least in this incarnation, that is if you believe in such things, but the point remains the same.”

Bernie was looking at him like he had flipped his lid.  Maybe he had. 

But maybe, just maybe, he was primed to explode one last time.

“Once.  That’s a hefty fucking word as far as I’m concerned.”

The people were getting into it.  They were moving.  They were getting loud.  Next they would get rowdy.

The security chief was still looking at Montana, but he seemed uncertain now.  Maybe he was thinking about splitting.

“So why don’t we join together, . . . right here, . . . right now, . . . tonight, and make this fucking moment burn.”

What followed was the finest moment in the band’s infamous history.  Only the bizarre notion of telepathy can account for the incident that forever defined them as rock icons and tragic heroes.  

Montana and Bernie exchanged a prolonged stare, their minds melding into one.  As the crowd writhed and chanted, their frenzied intensity blossoming into full-blown mayhem, the singer and the guitarist turned to regard the trashed drummer.  Mickey met their gaze and nodded his head, vowing to go the distance.  “Fuckin’ A,” he slurred, raising his sticks high overhead before screaming and simultaneously striking his cymbals.  

Magic was the word of the day as the band launched into one of their heaviest songs, an unheralded gem from their second album that wasn’t on the setlist.  Truth be told, prior to that glorious night of debauchery, the band hadn’t played “Sewer Bitch” in so much as a practice session within months of the show.  Maybe years.  It was an awful song, but awful times call for awful measures.

As the musicians gave way to the primal power that controlled them, the music brought out all of the passion and angst of those in attendance.  There was chaos, bouncing bodies churning in a sea of violent emotion.

There was rock, there was love, and there was glory.  Oh sweet glory.

And then some asshole accidentally burned the whole place down. 

Friday, June 13, 2014

"Stuck" Video for Drowning Delilah

What's up, peeps?
I've been pretty busy promoting Never Look Back Again and working on my next book, but I also found time to direct a music video.  The band is Drowning Delilah and they are totally badass.  They were cool enough to provide a song for Never Look Back Again and in return I directed the video for that song.  The track is "Stuck" and it's killer--they gave me the opportunity to pick any track from a previous release and this one really worked for me.  I'm equally pleased with how the video turned out.

I went for a high energy, high contrast approach, and I think I nailed it.  Most importantly, I think it captures the spirit of the band, and they're really pleased with it.  With that in mind, I wanted to share it with you guys, so here it is: "Stuck" from Drowning Delilah.

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Top 5 Party Songs


Top 5 Party Songs

True story: when I was regularly churning out Top 5 lists for RVA Magazine, I submitted this one only for Tony to refuse to publish it because he said it was a list of "soccer mom" songs.  I still think he's crazy--I don't believe that soccer moms jam to The Beastie Boys and Black Flag, but what do I know?  There are some cool soccer moms out there, and if they're rocking this stuff, more power to them. 

Anyway, what follows is a look at some terrific songs about the fine art of partying.  This one seems simple enough, so let’s ditch the commentary and get right to the songs.

1)    Fight For Your Right – The Beastie Boys
This one seemed like a no-brainer to me.  I think the first time I realized precisely what a party was (birthday affairs aside) and how much I wanted to go to one was when I saw the video for this song.  This was the album that defined the fourth grade for me, and while all the girls were swooning over New Kids on the Block, all the boys in my class were getting rowdy to Licensed to Ill, an album I treasure to this day.  The fact that I was listening to songs like Fight For Your Right almost non-stop probably explains a lot of my behavior that year, but it was all in fun.  Of course it was the video that really put this song (and The Beastie Boys themselves) on the map, and at that time it was easily my favorite video that didn’t feature David Lee Roth.  In truth, both the song and the video are simple attempts to appeal to the lowest common denominator, but one can hardly deny that sometimes there’s nothing better than slumming.  What better way to kick off your Saturday night jam than by enjoying one of the bawdiest songs ever?  Let the fight begin.

2)    American Band – Grand Funk Railroad
There are two reasons I’ve spent a lot of time in various bands: first, because I love music, and secondly, because I always hoped to annihilate a hotel room one day.  Okay, maybe that’s not entirely true, but anyone who has heard American Band (which is –hopefully—everyone who enjoys rock) must admit that it sounds like fun.  What could be more entertaining than inviting some lovely ladies to your room after a big show and tearing the place down in the name of patriotism?  Things only improve if the hotel detective is “out of sight.”  Seriously, the song is a blast and Grand Funk Railroad has never sounded better.  I’m a big fan of The Guess Who, and while I’m fond of saying that Canadian act actually destroyed hotel rooms while GFR sang about it, that doesn’t change the fact that this song kicks ass.  Look for someone to find something to swing from or jump off of when you drop this song, particularly if it’s after midnight and the mood is festive.

3)    Celebration – Kool & the Gang
Put a bunch of people in a room, serve them drinks, and play this song.  Anyone who isn’t in a good mood after that little exercise probably hates to party.  There is something so joyous about this track that it is positively infectious.  Add this to the long list of songs that can immediately improve my mood under most circumstances, and also feel free to consider it one of my favorite party jams.  Once again, this is something I grew up listening to, and thus far my party mix is heavy on familiar favorites that have endured the test of time.  So far we have a song to fist pump to while chugging beers, a song that inspires mindless destruction of personal property, and now a song that will encourage your guests to dance.  Everybody’s having a good time, right?

4)    1999 – Prince
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I partied hard in 1999.  If you weren’t careful, you might have wound up with Old James in the house back then, and if you were to play this song I’m positive that guy would have done something foolish.  Also, maybe it’s nostalgia, but this song seems more appropriate to me now than it did before and during the year of the title.  Let’s be clear about something else, few artists have Prince’s ability to cut a track that will heat up your party.  Prince is amazing, and while I enjoy his soulful side, he’s at his best when he’s having a funky good time.  His 1982 album 1999 remains one of his finest efforts, and on it he provided a magnificent title track. Considering his profound body of work, this song might not rank among Prince’s finest offerings, but it is one of his best party jams. 

5)    TV Party – Black Flag
After 1999, this is the second song from 1982 to make the list.  Oddly enough, this punk classic is very similar to Fight For Your Right in many ways.  It too is a satirical ode to bad behavior, and it is also backed by a tongue-in-cheek video that elevated the song’s status.  In true punk fashion, TV Party wasn’t a smash hit, but rather a raucous jam that those in the know readily embraced while the rest of the world was down with New Wave or some such shit.  Combine this song with a six-pack of cheap beer and something substantially less than intellectually stimulating on television (wrestling would be good) and everyone should be singing along before long.  “We’ve got nothing better to do than watch TV and have a couple of brews!”  Added bonus: playing this song at your next party is somewhat akin to inviting Henry Rollins over, and that’s never a bad idea.

Hip-Hop, where are you?  I know you guys feel slighted.  And how exactly did I do a list of my Top 5 party songs without any disco finding its way into the mix?  Stunning.  Also, I’m definitely doing the time warp again, but there is something about that old time rock and roll, isn’t there?  I really wanted some outlaw country in the mix, and (Jimmy’s patented shame via transparency) Sheryl Crow’s All I Wanna Do is an old poolhall favorite of mine.  What’s a blogger to do?

I think I’ll throw a party. 

Sunday, August 4, 2013

Popping the Clutch: an Interview with Neil Fallon (from 2007)


This is my interview with Neil Fallon that I referred to yesterday.  Once again, this interview was featured in RVA Magazine, and this chat took place way back in 2007.  I loved the format RVA Magazine was using back in those days, and this is one of the best pieces I provided them with during that timeframe.

Popping the Clutch:  An Interview with Neil Fallon conducted by James Wayland
                                                      
Clutch has been one of the most unique bands to grace the heavy scene since their inception nearly twenty years ago.  They have continued to evolve as their output has baffled critics and studio execs looking to label their original sound.  During that time, they've given us an assortment of terrific albums and songs, including the treasure chest that is Elephant Riders, the iconic stoner jam “Spacegrass,” and their most recent offering, From Beale St to Oblivion.  This newest recording has received rave reviews, and some publications, such as Metal Hammer, have gone so far as to call it "the best album the group has ever produced."
On March 21, Clutch will bring their rollicking brand of sonic aggression to The National.  Those of you who have seen the band live will undoubtedly be on hand if at all possible, but if you haven't seen this unruly juggernaut at work, you should make sure you score a ticket.  This show promises to be a vibrant celebration of beloved hits and personal favorites that everyone will be talking about afterward.  Recently, I sat down with lead singer Neil Fallon to talk about how the band prepares for such a gig, and we also discussed the band's body of work, their creative process, their relationship with the guys from Jackass, and their future plans.
Read on for a peek inside the inner workings of one of modern rock's most powerful acts, courtesy of one of metal's most versatile vocalists.

JW:      First off, Neil, on the behalf of RVA magazine, I’d like to thank you for taking time out of your schedule to talk to me today.  Obviously, we’ll be talking a lot about Clutch and the music you make, but before we get into that, let’s step outside the box for a moment.  Maybe you’d like to talk about what you’re doing when you’re not making music.

NF:       Well, that’s pretty rare.  You know, usually, I kind of sit around at home.  Like right now, I’m at home for a few weeks, I got a few weeks left.  I’m always working on music in one form or another.  Other than that, I kind of enjoy just being a homebody, just kind of studying the domestic sciences as it were.

JW:      So I assume it would be fair to say that the work is the play for Neil Fallon.

NF:       Yeah, I guess I’m in a lucky place.  I mean, I don’t mind--actually it’s not that I don’t mind, it’s just that even when I’m not on tour, I look forward to going down to the basement and writing music.  Even if it ends up in the garbage the next day—it’s not like it’s digging ditches, you know?

JW:      Right.  Aside from the music you’re making, what are you listening to these days?

NF:       Well, let’s see.  I’ve been listening to some John Fahey.  A friend of mine turned me on to a band called The Elves Shelves Fair--they’re kind of associated with the Deltones and Sugarman Three, kind of instrumental R&B.  I’ve been listening to a hip-hop artist called Mr. Lift, but then there’s all the standards, the blues stuff I’ve always been listening to that I always return to as a fail-safe.

JW:      Cool.  Are you a fan of the cinema?  Are there any movies you’ve seen lately that you would recommend to someone else?

NF:       Well, I went to see No Country for Old Men, which I thought was awesome because it didn’t have a very happy ending, and I always appreciate that in a movie.  Just for shits and giggles, I would recommend Planet Terror, which, when I saw the previews for it, I thought it looked terribly stupid, but I wish I had gone to see it in theatres because it’s an amazing bit of film.

JW:      I would completely agree.  I think Death Proof may have been a better movie, but Planet Terror was far more entertaining.

NF:       Yeah, Planet Terror was entertaining on a lot of different levels.

JW:      Well, as far as Clutch is concerned, I think the band is 17 years old now, if I’m correct.

NF:       Uh, something like that, yeah.

JW:      And I believe you’ve produced eight full-length studio albums. 

NF:       Yep, I think so.  I don’t have the stats on hand, but that sounds about right.

JW:      Well, it’s definitely difficult to classify your sound—while doing some research online, I came across the following descriptions on various sites:  we’ve got “stoner rock, blues rock, hardcore punk, funk metal, post grunge, alternative general,” which I guess is somehow different from standard alternative, and “rock fusion,” among others.  What do you make of these attempts to label your work?

NF:       I like to hear that.  It makes me feel like we’re doing our job.  Everything’s subjective, of course, and I would rather it be that way than to say: “They are this and nothing else.”  I think that’s why we’ve been able to do it as long as we have, because I don’t think we ever really had a preconceived notion of what this band is or what this band is not.  It’s just four guys who like to make music with each other, and whatever that music happens to be or evoke, that’s what it is.  We just kind of follow our instincts.

JW:      Talk to us a little about the inner workings of the band:  Are there roles and schedules that have become routine, or is it still a learning process after all this time?

NF:       Oh, it’s always a learning process.  I think the minute you stop learning, that’s basically when you’re getting ready to die.  I mean there’s obvious things like learning to play your instrument better, but you’re always still learning about new music out there that will influence you.  There’s always room for improvement.  We tour a lot, and touring can become monotonous, but if you look hard enough, there’s always something to learn out there. 

JW:      Do you guys have to place an emphasis on creating new music or is that just something that comes naturally? 

NF:       I think there are two modes that we work in.  There’s the mode when we’re supporting a record and we are writing new music, but that’s maybe not as intense as when we’re focusing on a new record.  When that happens--and that will happen for us probably within the next six months--by that time, we will have accumulated a dozen or so rough ideas.  Maybe only two or three of those ideas are worth a damn, but then we get into the studio--well not the studio, but Jean-Paul’s basement, which is a studio of sorts.  I kind of like the deadline, I like the intensity of it, because if you have all the time in the world, sometimes you suffer from a lack of proper motivation.

JW:      The last few albums have seen a notable addition--here I’m speaking of Mick Schauer on the organ—and I think I’ve noticed a palpable shift toward the blues.  Talk about how this has changed the band and the progress it has allowed you to achieve so far as the music you make is concerned.

NF:       Well, I think that as far as the blues element is concerned, that just sort of happened incidentally.  Eric Oblander was playing harmonica on the record, which, of course, is kind of bluesy, and there’s a couple of songs that were written more in that style.  The Hammond B3 is always associated with soul, R&B, and the blues.  Once again, we didn’t really think about it, it’s just what happened.  I don’t think any of us either then or now said “Okay, we’re moving in a blues direction.”  It’s just a foray into a different vibe, I guess, and where we’ll go after that remains to be seen.

JW:      You mentioned Eric, and I really thought he added a lot to “Electric Worry,” and when I took in a show at the 9:30 club in D.C., he was terrific on stage as well.  Do you think he may find his way into the mix again?

NF:       I believe so, but it’s hard to say.  This next tour that we’re doing, for various reasons, it’s just going to be the four of us, meaning Jean-Paul, myself, Tim and Dan.  At times it was getting to be a little more than we could handle, and I think we wanted to focus on the nuts and bolts.  We wanted to strip it down and then start adding things again, just to give the whole thing an overhaul.

JW:      A lot fans—and I’m not necessarily in agreement here--but a lot of fans felt that with some of those additions, the sound had become a little softer.  Do you think stripping those things away indicates a return to a harder sound?

NF:       Nah.  I mean, maybe it does, maybe it doesn’t.  It’s not an effort to—I always thought it was hokey when a band said they were going to return to their roots.  To me, that’s like saying “We’re just going to go down the beaten path, because the one we’re on isn’t very lucrative.”  For us, it’s just a matter of gaining a point of reference.  I guess maybe the best analogy I can make is that sometimes if you add too many ingredients to the pot, you can’t really taste what the hell is going on.  That’s not to say those things won’t ever happen again, I certainly hope they do, but sometimes there are certain points in time where you just have to stop and check yourself.           

JW:      I think you make a great point.  So much happens to a band when they achieve success that I think it’s fair to say that when a band says they’re “going back to their roots,” that would probably require a time machine.

NF:       Yeah, I mean everybody’s different.  Everybody ages.  Musicians are no different.  I think the whole “going back to your roots” thing is an admission of grave defeat in some regards.  I think if you want to be a healthy artist, you have to keep moving forward and be willing to accept failure as part of moving forward, and out of that failure you can learn.  I mean, it can’t always be roses.  I think it’s more important and more honorable to take a risk and fail than to just kind of rehash something you’ve done in the past that worked.  The minute you start saying “The fans want this, we should do that,” well then you cease to be a rock band.  You’re just a commodity.  You’re a market force.

JW:      You mentioned earlier that art is subjective, which is certainly the case, although sometimes artists don’t want to acknowledge that.  Since that means the artist creates the music and the audience responds to it in their own unique way, what type of a reaction are you striving for? 

NF:       I think the biggest compliment that anyone can offer is to say that your music or show influenced their music, because in that, you get a sort of creative immortality.  You sort of add your creative influence to the pot.  As far as shows go, you know, it’s been a long time since anyone in the band was really interested in seeing a crowd beat the crap out of each other.  That’s just old and tired.  I think for us, I’d rather people just be satisfied in knowing that they had witnessed something unique that didn’t occur in the past and won’t occur in the future.

JW:      Neil, would you rather have those fans be instantly gratified with something smooth and palatable, or do you prefer to challenge them, forcing them to take a step back and digest what they’ve heard?

NF:       Both.  I think, if I’m going to see a band, I don’t want the band to be self-indulgent and just play new material because they feel they have to.  I mean, I want to hear music that I’m familiar with myself.  That’s part of the entertainment value.  At the same time, I don’t want the band to just go through the motions.  So I think you have to strike a balance between those two elements.

JW:      Clutch has a great relationship with their fans—incidentally, so far as I can tell, you guys sometimes do more than a hundred shows in a year’s time.  How much of an impact does your relentless schedule have on your ability to maintain that connection with the audience?

NF:       I think that is the connection, really.  I mean, the internet, you know, MySpace and websites, that’s all well and good, but it’s really fake.  I think it’s a good way to spread information, to get information out there, but to actually have some kind of relationship, it’s a false forum.  The most honest thing is to be in person, face to face, sincerely playing, and the crowd is sincerely enjoying themselves—hopefully.  That’s really the kind of the marriage between the musician and the audience.  I mean, that’s as old as the hills, that goes way beyond videos and records and albums.  Live performance is the heart and soul of it all.

JW:      On your latest album, From Beale St. to Oblivion, you worked with producer Joe Barresi, who has also worked with two of my personal favorites, The Melvins and Tool.  What was that like, and do you think he may be on board for the next album?

NF:       I certainly hope he is.  He just bought his own studio out in California.  I think he did an awesome job capturing a kind of real honest rendition of what the band sounds like live.  Plus, half the battle with working with a producer for a prolonged period of time is personality, and we got on great with Joe.  He’s really easygoing and it was actually fun to be in the studio for once.  In the past, it’s been a drag, we don’t really enjoy it, I don’t think, but that time around we did.

JW:      I’m glad you pointed it out, because I was going to reference how amazed I was at how live the album sounded.  I think maybe going back to The Stooges and Funhouse, that’s the only other album I can think of that really captured the live sound like From Beale St. to Oblivion.

NF:       Thanks, that’s good to hear.  I think a lot of that had to do with the fact that we really wrote the record front to back before we even got to the studio, and we played the album for two weeks on the road.  We started on the east coast and toured, basically playing the album every night.  The fans weren’t really happy about that, but sometimes that’s what you have to do.  Then, by the time we rolled into California two weeks later, we were really well-rehearsed and we didn’t have to worry about remembering the parts.  We were able to concentrate solely on the quality of the performance.

JW:      Neil, in the early 90s when Transnational Speedway League and the self-titled album launched, the lyrics, to me, seemed exaggerated and maybe even cartoonish at times.  Recently, however, there seem to be more references to real world issues pertaining to government, maybe even religion popping up in your songs.  Were you veiling these references early on or is this commentary on pop culture a new development?

NF:       I don’t know.  I mean, I’m probably the last person you want to ask about my lyrics.  It usually takes me a couple of years to figure out exactly what it is that I was saying truthfully.  I mean, I always know what my intentions are, but I always approach it as having free license to lie, to write fiction.  Basically, I approach it in the same manner that someone would write a fictional short story, so I don’t ever want to have people misconstrue it for setting off opinions too much about religion or politics.  It’s just that religion and politics play such a large role culturally that I see them as fodder to be characters or subjects for lyrical purposes.  If that makes any sense.

JW:      It does, and even though you just said you’re the last person I should ask about lyrics, I’m going to ask another question in a similar vein.  I picked up The Devil & Me tee-shirt at the show I went to because that’s probably my favorite track since Wishbone.  I like the song a lot, because to me it sort of has a Jim Croce “folk story” feel to it, but I’m really curious as to whose perspective it’s written from. 

NF:       The way I envisioned it, because sometimes I kind of have this movie playing in my mind when I’m trying to write lyrics, it’s the devil and God incarnated as two old men on two sides of the street, sitting on stoops just kind of yelling at each other like they’ve been doing for years, like sometimes you see old guys do.  Some of the verses are from God’s viewpoint, I think the first verse is, and the second verse is from the devil’s viewpoint, so it goes back and forth between the two.

JW:      Excellent.  I had a feeling and I was hoping you might confirm that for me.  Now, obviously, Clutch is a labor of love for you, but the word “labor” is there for a reason.  How hard is it to keep the ball rolling, and how much of a toll does all the effort you put in take on you?

NF:       In a spectrum of hard work, this is probably at the bottom as far as jobs go.  It’s like any other self-employed job, there’s feast and famine.  You have to exercise some sort of self-discipline.  No one’s sending you checks in the mail, you’ve got to go out and work for it.  The older you get, the deeper your roots go, and it’s harder to leave home and go out for weeks sometimes and come back.  At the same time, there are a lot of other jobs where you have to leave for months at a time or weeks at a time.  Creatively speaking, it’s easier to write and work when you’re always doing that.  If you take a sabbatical and then you go back to work, it’s not like a faucet that you just turn back on.

JW:      Different bands carry different reputations, and while there are several noteworthy things that could be said of Clutch, I think the superlative I hear associated with your band most frequently is “Terrific Live Act.”  How do you feel about the reputation you’ve garnered for delivering a great show?

NF:       I’d rather have that than anything else.  Speaking for myself, as a young guy, what really got me interested in rock n’ roll was seeing bands play live and blow me away.  Records are great, but the live show is so much more important.  I’d rather have it that way than have people say “Oh, they sounded so much better on the record.”  I mean, what a drag that would be.

JW:      Absolutely.  I don’t think there’s anything that can diminish a band’s appeal more than a lousy performance after you’ve listened to a great album.  Now, on stage, you guys seem really relaxed.  There’s a definite lack of “stage personas,” as I guess they’re called.  Has that always been the case?  If you would, talk about why that’s the approach Clutch has elected to take.

NF:       I guess just being in rock n’ roll, I’ve seen both sides, you know, of the stage.  It seems like a lot of work, and it seems like a real hassle to be somebody that you’re not.  Guys and girls who do that tend to take themselves way too seriously.  I think it should be fun and if we had done that, this band would have exhausted and killed itself years and years and years ago.  If you’re just yourself, then there’s really no effort, it just happens naturally.

JW:      We’re talking about live shows, and considering the body of work you’ve got to choose from, how difficult is it to narrow that down and come up with a setlist?

NF:       The way we deal with that is we go through alphabetical order. The first night of the tour Dan will write a setlist, then the second night Jean-Paul will write a setlist, the third night I’ll write the setlist, and the fourth night Tim will write a setlist.  Then it goes back to Dan, so we don’t have to sit there and talk about it.  We know there are certain songs that it goes without saying that we’re not going to play, because we haven’t played them in years.  We know that there are certain songs that we probably will play, because they were on the last album or what have you.

JW:      You’ve got a big tour kicking off on February 21 with Murder by Death, Maylene and the Sons of Disaster, and Hex Machine.  What type of show should fans looking to buy a ticket expect?

NF:       You’ve got four bands, get there early.  It’s just going to be a night of rock n’ roll; we’ll do our thing, they’ll do their thing, the crowd will do their thing, and when all is said and done, everyone will have had a good time.

JW:      We’ll definitely see you in Richmond when you hit The National—I believe that will be March 21st.

NF:       Yep.

JW:      I noticed as I was doing some research that Bam Margera directed the video for “The Mob Goes Wild,” featuring Ryan Dunn taking yet another on-screen beatdown—How did that come about? 

NF:       Well, even before Bam had his TV show, he and his brother Jess were coming to see us play outside of Philly.  Then, when his career took off, he was able to make demands of MTV and put bands that he liked on his show.  When we had that song, Bam offered to direct it on the cheap, because we don’t have a budget for that kind of thing, and it was close and easy for us, so we just did it.  That’s how it happened.

JW:      Are you a fan of Jackass?

NF:       I haven’t seen the last one.  It has its moments.  Sometimes it’s a bitter pill to swallow, but I know a lot of those dudes and it’s nothing I could do, I’ll tell you that much.

JW:      If you would, Neil, tell us a little about your side project, The Company Band.

NF:       Jess, who I was just talking about, called me up last year and said he wanted to put a band together just for shits and giggles.  He had me in mind, Jason Diamond from Puny Human on bass, and Jim Rota from Fireball Ministry, and Dave Bone, who I didn’t know at the time, but he’s friends with Jim.  These were all guys that CKY had toured with, so we just sent tracks back and forth to each other on the internet.  Then we got together almost a year ago next week to practice some songs, and then last summer we recorded some, pooled our money together, and put out this little EP.  It was just kinda something to do.

JW:      If your fans want to listen to The Company Band, how do they go about doing that?     

NF:       At the moment, it’s only available on iTunes.  It’s The Company Band, the EP is called “Sign Here, Here and Here.”  The physical cds will be ready in a couple of weeks and we’ll be selling them on merchdirect.net.

JW:      Neil, earlier you said Clutch would probably be back in the studio in the next six months, I believe—any teasers for fans as far as what they should expect?

NF:       I couldn’t tell you.  That’s half the fun.  Right now, we’re just kind of setting our sights on new material, going over some of the stuff we’ve written over the past year.  We don’t know where it’s going, but that’s what makes it fun.

JW:      All right, last question is a hypothetical.  One venue, three bands--What would your dream show be?  If you like, you can play alongside two of your favorites, or you can be a fan for the night and soak up the show.  Who’s taking the stage and where are we?

NF:       Well, I’ve got to say I’m pretty spoiled.  I would have to say the 9:30 Club because it’s one of the country’s best venues, if not the best, and it’s only 7 miles from my house, so I can take a cab back.  I guess—are these bands that are realistic or just fantasy?

JW:      It’s hypothetical, so you can choose any band at all.

NF:       The MC5, Bad Brains, and (long pause while Neil ponders carefully) Black Flag.

JW:      That sounds like a terrific show, Neil.

NF:       Yeah, it should be a good time.

JW:      Well, again, I would like to thank you for taking the time to speak with me today, and I wish you the best of luck in all your future endeavors.

NF:       Thanks for the opportunity.